I will never use another smilie.

[Problem Child]

If you can't figure out if I'm being sarcastic or funny or teasing then fuck you, I don't really care if you get it or not.

 

[Cheyenne]

Lasher lives!

 

[Mischka]

Do we have emoticons to go with a sarcastic post?

 

[Mensa]

 

[Laurel]

Lasher lives!

LMAO! No shit...

 

[Renegade]

Lasher lives!

LMAO!! That's exactly was I was going to say. He's really trying for that Lasher Look-a-like contest.

 

[Silverlily]

thought you were partial to

 

[Calamity Jane]

*SOB* and I thought you liked us!

 

[Mensa]

 

[Rubyfruit]

If you can't figure out if I'm being sarcastic or funny or teasing then fuck you, I don't really care if you get it or not.

I'm sorry. Were you being sarcastic or funny? Are you mad at me?



Ruby

 

[Rubyfruit]

PC, you have a PM. Or was that PM, you have a PC? Oh god, I'm so confused.

Ruby

 

[Cheyenne]

If you can't figure out if I'm being sarcastic or funny or teasing then fuck you, I don't really care if you get it or not.

Somewhere in these thousands and thousands of posts there is one almost exactly like this from Lasher, hence my earlier comment. I'd have found it for you, if SEARCH was working correctly. I could get all his old posts, but not search by word to find the speech on smilies. Oh, well.

 

[Problem Child]

Who's Lasher? Fuck it, I don't care.

 

[Laurel]

You would've liked Lasher, PC.

 

[Cheyenne]

PC- Laurel is correct, I think you'd have liked Lasher. I meant it as a compliment.

 

[Never]

Problem Child:
"Who's Lasher? Fuck it, I don't care."

If you don't care than why post the question? Just so we all know how much you don't care?

Lasher was a board regular that whipped the newbies into shape and handed out sarcasm like it was going out of style. This was long before you joined Literotica. He was up there with DCL, and some other people I've forgotten, as a Lit God back when one person could truly create a presence on the boards. He would occasionally start thread telling everyone to fuck off and people would fawn.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I miss Lasher.

 

[Problem Child]

Laurel, I know who Lasher is. I just figured if I pretended not to care that would make me seem more like him. Not that I care. Really.

 

[Never]

Yes, I know you knew who Lasher was and I know you know I know that you knew...

Oh, forget it.

Just use your most Lasher like tone and tell me to 'fuck off' so I can start a thread about how mean you are.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Laurel, I know who Lasher is. I just figured if I pretended not to care that would make me seem more like him. Not that I care. Really.

Ahhh... so much nicer.

*running from the thread*

 

[Laurel]

Wow, I remember all the "I Hate Lasher" threads. I'll say this - the BB has toughened up quite a bit. People call people fucktards, and the recipient of the insult doesn't start a "Soandso is MEAN!" thread. They flame back. It's pretty cool.

 

[Problem Child]

Yes, I know you knew who Lasher was and I know you know I know that you knew...

Oh, forget it.

Just use your most Lasher like tone and tell me to 'fuck off' so I can start a thread about how mean you are.

bitch.

 

[Problem Child]

Ahhh... so much nicer.

*running from the thread*

bitch.

 

[Calamity Jane]

bastage

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I will never use another smilie. If you can't figure out if I'm being sarcastic or funny or teasing then fuck you, I don't really care if you get it or not.

Welcome to my leetle world. (I'm thinking of giving up punctuation, too.)