I will miss ya'll

[Lisa Denton]

Hey everbody.

This is me, is that you?

I am gonna be gone for quite a while lookin like now. Fusterclucks on top of fusterclucks and the electicity gets disconnected on the 9th. I dunno if that means they will cut it off at midnight tonight, or midnight tomorrow, or just happily surprise me sometime in between. I never had my electricity disconnected before, meanie fuckers.

I got plans to get it back on, but now it looks like when I do the internet will be disconnected. It seems like all these peoples want is money money money and don't care that I have paid on-time for years. With the other bills like gas and water ....... and who knows, I might have to eat, it could be a long time before I return. But this is not a depressin, dramatic, tears and heartbreak thread. I am upbeat and my dog says "fuckit, shit happens" or maybe he was just sayin "bark, bark" but we will pull through and return, eventually.

I just wanted to say I often laugh, get pissed, confused, shocked, aroused, and have a nice time in the AH.

I am gonna miss you all, and hope to be back soon, but it looks like a while, and wanted to tell everbody why I won't be around.

See ya, Lisa.

Scooter says "woof, woof"

 

[scriptordelecto]

Sorry things are so tough right now. Wish there was something I could do to help.

 

[rgraham666]

Sorry to hear that Lisa. *HUGS*

I hope you get all this cleared up soon.

 

[starrkers]

Ah crap. Sometimes life really slings it, dunnit?
I'll miss you (and will probably be in my own little internet free hellzone when you get back)

 

[ltnsfr007]

Hey everbody.

This is me, is that you?

I am gonna be gone for quite a while lookin like now. Fusterclucks on top of fusterclucks and the electicity gets disconnected on the 9th. I dunno if that means they will cut it off at midnight tonight, or midnight tomorrow, or just happily surprise me sometime in between. I never had my electricity disconnected before, meanie fuckers.

I got plans to get it back on, but now it looks like when I do the internet will be disconnected. It seems like all these peoples want is money money money and don't care that I have paid on-time for years. With the other bills like gas and water ....... and who knows, I might have to eat, it could be a long time before I return. But this is not a depressin, dramatic, tears and heartbreak thread. I am upbeat and my dog says "fuckit, shit happens" or maybe he was just sayin "bark, bark" but we will pull through and return, eventually.

I just wanted to say I often laugh, get pissed, confused, shocked, aroused, and have a nice time in the AH.

I am gonna miss you all, and hope to be back soon, but it looks like a while, and wanted to tell everbody why I won't be around.

See ya, Lisa.

Scooter says "woof, woof"

Got lap top ? use the neighbors feed

 

[blackhaus7]

I will eagerly await your triumphant return.

All my best, Lisa.

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

Wow. That sucks. If I were where ever you are I'd gladly help.

 

[cloudy]

You'll be missed, doll. Hurry back to us.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Sorry things are so tough right now. Wish there was something I could do to help.

Ditto.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Oooh, thanks everbody, I have finished runnin the dishwasher and clotheswasher so everything is clean, in case they turn it off in the middle of the night.

The only thing I feel really bad about, because even though I can say I didn't see this coming, it is still MY FAULT but I wish I could explain it to my dog.

He is not to blame at all, and I am afraid he will think I am mad at him, he didn't do nothin wrong, he don't like the dark.

 

[Just-Legal]

Oooh, thanks everbody, I have finished runnin the dishwasher and clotheswasher so everything is clean, in case they turn it off in the middle of the night.

The only thing I feel really bad about, because even though I can say I didn't see this coming, it is still MY FAULT but I wish I could explain it to my dog.

He is not to blame at all, and I am afraid he will think I am mad at him, he didn't do nothin wrong, he don't like the dark.

Lots of love Lisa *hugs*

 

[Guest]

Oh, Lisa love, I'm so sorry.

Keep safe and warm until you come back to us.



(Scooter will understand.)

 

[TE999]

Doggone it Lisa.

Sorry to see you go, pretty girl.

Hurry back soon, ya'hear!

Maybe you could get one of them windmill generators, or a laptop with a crank on it...?

 

[SlickTony]

Bummer, bummer, bummer. I hope you get a break soon. Take care and come back as soon as you can.

 

[glynndah]

Thinking good thoughts for you.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Miss you already, Lisa

A hint - here the turn off guys only work 9 to 5.

 

[R. Richard]

Lisa, your public library very probably has an Internet feed. If you can get to the library, you can at least check in from time to time. Good luck.

 

[S-Des]

Oooh, thanks everbody, I have finished runnin the dishwasher and clotheswasher so everything is clean, in case they turn it off in the middle of the night.

The only thing I feel really bad about, because even though I can say I didn't see this coming, it is still MY FAULT but I wish I could explain it to my dog.

He is not to blame at all, and I am afraid he will think I am mad at him, he didn't do nothin wrong, he don't like the dark.

That really sucks. I hope you can make it back soon. More importantly, I hope things work out better for you. I know what it's like to not know how you're going to pay the bills. Take care of yourself.

 

[gauchecritic]

tscha. Money eh? Fucker.

(I hear Amicus is looking for somewhere and he's loaded)

 

[Guest]

damnit.
no falling on your butt while youre gone.
come stay with us. we have electricity this month...
doors open, missy.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've been there too Lisa dear, and this too shall pass. We'll be waiting until you return.

 

[Guest]

Hope it all works out soon. Don't worry about dog, they are loyal, forgiving creatures.

We really need an AH Foundation to help out in time of need, and to maintain our AH Litopia Resort and Sex Club in the South Pacific.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Hope it all works out soon. Don't worry about dog, they are loyal, forgiving creatures.

We really need an AH Foundation to help out in time of need, and to maintain our AH Litopia Resort and Sex Club in the South Pacific.

Think you're on to something here. Can the South Pacific Sex Club claim charitable status if it shelters Lisa?

Lisa, thoughts are with you girl. Corporations - worse than trolls.

 

[Guest]

Think you're on to something here. Can the South Pacific Sex Club claim charitable status if it shelters Lisa?

Of course. We'll be are own nation. The only ones who pay taxes will be the irritating ex-spouses of Litopians. If they don't pay, we'll dupe them with an invite for a reconciliation visit, and then wisk them off to Exile Island!

 

[shereads]

If all else fails, there are still public libraries with unfiltered internet access.

I once spent an anxious but productive hour checking my Literotica PMs in a tiny Southern Gothic town, in the sex-hating, porn-paranoid underbelly of the Bible Belt, using a computer in a public library that shares its building with the local Sheriff's Department. I was using my mom's library card, and the librarian was a member of her Sunday School class. To this day, I'm ashamed at myself for having risked my mom's reputation and possible banishment from her hometown. But nothing happened.

Try it.

In the meantime, we'll miss you.