i will give you all the money i have

[seXieleXie]

if you come give me a backrub


























p.s. i have about 10 dollars in the bank right now

 

[acitore_vuli]

Put it in mutual funds and call me in 20 years.

 

[curious2c]

I give a real great back massage...and I don't charge either.

(well not money anyway)

 

[Carp]

if you come give me a backrub

p.s. i have about 10 dollars in the bank right now

Lexie, if you are close enough, I'll do it for free.

 

[Apathy]

Sorry, costs $29.99 for me to be ur friend.

Pay pal and all major credit cards accepted btw.

 

[seXieleXie]

Put it in mutual funds and call me in 20 years.

dude, i don't want a back rub on lay away

 

[JerseyBoy]

p.s. i have about 10 dollars in the bank right now

that's $10 more than my regular fee...so you're in luck

 

[seXieleXie]

Re: Re: i will give you all the money i have

Lexie, if you are close enough, I'll do it for free.

just swim up the hudson. i'll be waiting.

 

[acitore_vuli]

dude, i don't want a back rub on lay away

You didn't say anything about a lay. Make that 30 years.

 

[Carp]

Re: Re: Re: i will give you all the money i have

just swim up the hudson. i'll be waiting.

Shoot. I am well away from the Hudson. Plus, isn't it rather poluted? Do you really want me to swim in that?

 

[Guest]

 

[seXieleXie]

You didn't say anything about a lay. Make that 30 years.

couldn't i work it off in trade or something?

 

[acitore_vuli]

couldn't i work it off in trade or something?

I have Buffalo hides, do you have rifles?

 

[seXieleXie]

I have Buffalo hides, do you have rifles?

no, but i have whiskey!

 

[glamorilla]

I'll swap you a back rub for a foot massage.

And cos I likes ya, I'll throw in a scalp massage, too

i was going to say the same thing.

 

[acitore_vuli]

no, but i have whiskey!

Racist remark if I've ever heard one.

Single malt scotch and you got a deal.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Can we start with a hug... I'll have to cut my nails for a massage apparentally

 

[Guest]

 

[seXieleXie]

Racist remark if I've ever heard one.

Single malt scotch and you got a deal.

yeah, everyone here knows that i hate white people

 

[seXieleXie]

Can we start with a hug... I'll have to cut my nails for a massage apparentally

that's not my back...

 

[acitore_vuli]

yeah, everyone here knows that i hate white people

I'm joing the GPRC, wanna join?

 

[glamorilla]

Is that *your* bottom, sweet cheeks?

no but this one is.

 

[Jim_Henson]

that's not my back...

Darling... work on the logistics.... a decent massage is almost more invasive, course you be careful and it works fine

 

[Comshaw]

posted by seXieleXie;

i will give you all the money i have

Strong hands, weak mind (I can be had for little or nothing). I think I'm the guy your looking for. No money thank you. I'll do it out of the goodness of my hard, err, heart!

Comshaw P.H.

 

[kotori]

if you come give me a backrub

p.s. i have about 10 dollars in the bank right now

I'd do it for a nice cup of tea.

Hey, wait a minute--where is my tea anyway? You should have brought it with you.