I Will Convert, If Pyper Will

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

Pyper-inta? NO she cant have my 'inta'

 

[Pyper]

Hey now, nobody said I didn't love penises!

Hrm, I'm not sure what my ways are, other than being an atheist. So, sure, come be an atheist with me!

*starts singing*

I wanna be the minority! I don't need your authority! Down with the Moral Majority, cause I wanna be the minority!

 

[Siren]

Pyper...been sniffing too much stone dust>

 

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

Siren is old! Nyah nyah!

What the fuck does your post mean anyway?

I was singing a Greenday song, Sirenita. You are so behind the times.


Lavy, now I'm confused. What exactly are we converting to? It better not be conservatism.

 

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

Let me try to sort this out. You want to un-lesbianize yourself? Or you want both of us to become lesbians? Or you thought I was a lesbian, and now you want to be one too because I'm such a hot babe?

 

[Siren]

Yes let me help thick as stone Pyper-inta

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

Pyper-ita

 

[Never]

Okay. I'm going to make this simple for all of you.

Raise your right hand if you like penises.
Now, raise your left hand if you're female.
Now, say 'Aye' if you're converting from penis lover to pussy lover or from pussy lover to penis lover.
Let's finish by having those who are not converting say 'Nay'.

 

[Pyper]

It's not my fault! I'm sick! I've had a single bowl of cereal to eat in two days! *shakes her fist in Lavender and Siren's direction*

And I dun wanna be a lesbun.

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

have some soupie Pyper-ita

 

[Never]

And for those who care I'm a pagan atheist.

Those converting to pagatheism should count to twelve after they say 'Aye' or 'Nay'.

 

[Angel]

And for those who care I'm a pagan atheist.

Those converting to pagatheism should count to twelve after they say 'Aye' or 'Nay'.

Last time I said I was a pagan atheist, I was told that was impossible.

 

[Pyper]

Naye. Wait. What's going on again? I better drug myself with some Nyquil and stumble off to bed before Lavender ceases to find me attractive due to my lack of brains.

 

[Siren]

Well then join Never and ME

 

[Never]

What?
Who said that was impossible Angel? It's a legitimate, if extremely small non-religious religion.

Siren. You'd raise chickens for me? Too bad I don't eat eggs.

 

[Angel]

Neverkins -

I forget, but I still consider myself one.

 

[Siren]

Raise chickens for ya Never?