I was told there would be punch and pie....

[vagabond_michael]

Just stopping by to offer a hello. I'm new to the forum and have just submitted the first chapter of what I hope to be an ongoing fantasy series.

 

[lovecraft68]

Just stopping by to offer a hello. I'm new to the forum and have just submitted the first chapter of what I hope to be an ongoing fantasy series.

Welcome to the AH! Unfortunately there is no pie or punch tonight it was all bought up by the hoarders like me on the east coast who have to ride out Irene.

Good luck with your stories and enjoy your time here.

 

[estragon]

Welcome aboard. As usual, the crew have mutinied and broken open the rum cask. Yohoho and all that good stuff.

 

[jdnunyer]

Just stopping by to offer a hello. I'm new to the forum and have just submitted the first chapter of what I hope to be an ongoing fantasy series.

Welcome!

 

[TxRad]

Welcome to the madhouse.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Just stopping by to offer a hello. I'm new to the forum and have just submitted the first chapter of what I hope to be an ongoing fantasy series.

Hi, Mike, and welcome to the AH. It's a good place to hang out, but sometimes it keeps you from getting any work done.

 

[michchick98]

Welcome to Lit and the AH. Hope you enjoy your stay. Watch out for the troll poop, it accumulates faster than we can clean it.

 

[cautiouslyimpulsiveunpredictable]

bon nuit!

I too am new - define troll poop?

 

[lovecraft68]

I too am new - define troll poop?

Troll poop is like any other kind of poop. You'll know it when you smell it!

Welcome aboard by the way, allow me to introduce myself!

I am a direct descendent of H.P. Lovecraft , but rather than shame his name by writing crappy versions of his awesome stories I have decided to spread out into erotica. I have been quite successful as the name Lovecraft does have a bit of a sexual connotation to it and...

see that's some troll poop, trolls either sling bullshit or sometimes just regular shit, but you'll pick up quick.

Also some people, like myself have a habit of posting while intoxicated so never know what you'll get.

 

[ILmonamour]

Just stopping by to offer a hello. I'm new to the forum and have just submitted the first chapter of what I hope to be an ongoing fantasy series.

Hey oh! I think everyone is basically trying to stay undercover as that bitch Irene takes over the east coast but still it's a Saturday night right?

 

[SpunkySarah]

Just stopping by to offer a hello. I'm new to the forum and have just submitted the first chapter of what I hope to be an ongoing fantasy series.

Dunno about the pie but the cake is a lie.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Dunno about the pie but the cake is a lie.

The pie is also a lie, but sometimes there's somebody here offering biscotti. Don't take any; it's so stale it will break your teeth.

 

[Mandy57]

Welcome to AH Michael and good luck with your series...

As for the punch and pie...well, you will soon discover you are better off ducking the punches here and the pie??? If you take a look around you will find there is more than enough "pie" for any red-blooded male.

 

[jomar]

Welcome and best luck!

 

[D_Lynn]

Just stopping by to offer a hello. I'm new to the forum and have just submitted the first chapter of what I hope to be an ongoing fantasy series.

Welcome and Good Luck!