I was settling in for a nap when...

[BustyTheClown]

... I realized that the name of the eye doctor (optometrist?) I saw today was "Mike Czech." Lol is it just me, or is that just too damn good to be true?

Actually, I thought for a second that maybe he was a phony doctor because I swear he was hitting on me, telling me how nice my eyes were and how I have "great optical nerves -- bet you've never heard that pick-up line before!"... Maybe I misunderstood.

Eh, whatever. I just like his name.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

hehe i don't get it, just kidding, wow he was hitting on you with medical terms

 

[Private Vasquez]

did you say "1, 2, 1-2, 1, 2, 3, check, check, check, 1, 2" to him?

 

[BustyTheClown]

did you say "1, 2, 1-2, 1, 2, 3, check, check, check, 1, 2" to him?

Lol well, as I didn't realize the hilarity of his name until after I was back home and in bed, no I can't say that I did. I think a more fitting one to say would have been, "Testes, testes, 1, 2."

 

[BustyTheClown]

*bump* Come on, don't tell me you've all seen the name "Mike Czech" before... this is too classic.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

*bump* Come on, don't tell me you've all seen the name "Mike Czech" before... this is too classic.

No but I have seen the name Hugh Munn though.

P.S.- I'm drooling over your new AV.

 

[SXCRgirl]

I swear I've seen Hugh Jorgan somewhere before.

 

[Sillyman]

Were he a sound technician, his name would have been an aptonym. As it stands, that's just funny. Poor guy.

I know eye doctors too. "1 or...2? 1? 2? or 3?" You notice it always takes a second but they will move up the next number. I'll have him going up to 12 before I'm finished.

Of course, my eye doctor became an eye doctor because "proffesional torturer" was no longer a respected profession and he will readily admit as much.

 

[Sillyman]

Forgot to say that I fucking love your new AV Busty.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

"Moe's Bar"

"Phone call for Amanda Hugginkiss."

"C'mon guys, I need Amanda Hugginkiss."

 

[BustyTheClown]

Were he a sound technician, his name would have been an aptonym. As it stands, that's just funny. Poor guy.

I know eye doctors too. "1 or...2? 1? 2? or 3?" You notice it always takes a second but they will move up the next number. I'll have him going up to 12 before I'm finished.

Of course, my eye doctor became an eye doctor because "proffesional torturer" was no longer a respected profession and he will readily admit as much.

lmao -- poor Silly. What does he do to torture you? Perform the glaucoma test on you repeatedly (you know, that damn thing where they blow a puff of air into each eye)? I always feel bad when they do the 1 or 2, 3 or 4 thing because I can hardly ever tell a huge difference. Dr. Mike actually confessed to me that there isn't a huge difference, really, and I felt less insane. Does it go up to 12?

Lol thanks for the compliment on my av, Rod (that's my dad's name! yeesh) I'm sort of surprised that you were the first one to comment, though, because I've had it for days.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Lol thanks for the compliment on my av, Rod (that's my dad's name! yeesh) I'm sort of surprised that you were the first one to comment, though, because I've had it for days.

Your father's name is Throbbin?



If I'd seen the av sooner, I would have complimented it sooner, believe me. *wipes the drool off his keyboard*

 

[claude_moveml]

One of my friends in Manchester has told me of a carpet shop owned by Paul Mycock, and round the corner is a shop owned by Mike Hunt.

 

[Sillyman]

lmao -- poor Silly. What does he do to torture you? Perform the glaucoma test on you repeatedly (you know, that damn thing where they blow a puff of air into each eye)? I always feel bad when they do the 1 or 2, 3 or 4 thing because I can hardly ever tell a huge difference. Dr. Mike actually confessed to me that there isn't a huge difference, really, and I felt less insane. Does it go up to 12?

He doesn't go up to twelve really. Not after the first time anyway.
He doesn't do the glaucoma test repeatedly, but he does giggle like a lunatic while he does it. And of course everything has grandiose names: "The Chair", "The Machine"...he's my favorite eye doc.

A man in the optometrist office asks the doctor if he needs to stop mastubating so much.

The doctor says "Yes, your scaring the other patients."

 

[BustyTheClown]

He doesn't go up to twelve really. Not after the first time anyway.
He doesn't do the glaucoma test repeatedly, but he does giggle like a lunatic while he does it. And of course everything has grandiose names: "The Chair", "The Machine"...he's my favorite eye doc.

A man in the optometrist office asks the doctor if he needs to stop mastubating so much.

The doctor says "Yes, your scaring the other patients."

Lol that's just scary... You're a brave man for going back there. Oh, thanks to you too for the compliment on my new av. I missed it before.

claude, you have to wonder why anyone would give their kids these names, don't you?