I was Just Wondering...

Gaucho

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I know this is going to get me in trouble, but am I the only one who finds todays news paragraph on the home page of this site a little incongruous at best? I mean, it starts out with a very heartfelt and compassionate statement about the families of the people involved in the Concorde tragedy yesterday and then - without so much as missing a beat - it goes on to say that if we're interested in an adult toy or video, we might want to check out the online toy & video shoppe.

Now, I'm not saying that it's wrong or that I'm bothered by it and I'm well aware of conserving space on a website like this one, but it just seems.....strange.

Am I the only one who thinks that the juxtaposition of those two statements is a little funny?
 
I think air crashes are a terrible bit of the old spanking the monkey and if the airlines can't maintain their fleets of rosy nipples then perhaps stronger government intervention and ben-wa balls are in order.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
I think air crashes are a terrible bit of the old spanking the monkey and if the airlines can't maintain their fleets of rosy nipples then perhaps stronger government intervention and ben-wa balls are in order.

Or maybe a couple of Steely Dans?
 
Off we go,

what does the trajedy of yesterday have to do with
spanking monkies, and steely dans? My bleary eyes are starting to bleed into my conscious creating confusion clouds.


off to dreamland, Adu.
 
Oops!

Although I can see the irony, it certainly wasn't meant to be funny. That last part is a little plug for one of the sites that helps support us, and it's been there so long I don't really even read it anymore.

Now you boys be good! :)
 
*LMAO*

Laurel, it's time for a change. Insert the requisite sentence to let everyone know the update has occured, and then..

"Were you expecting the usual about our sex toy shop? Well we CHANGED it. Why? BECAUSE YOU FREAKS DON'T READ THIS PART!" I cold mention that I made out with your sister last night and you either wouldn't read it, or you'd be into it, you twisted fucks.."
 
Back late, after many crashes and three bottles of chardonnay.

I, too, thought it was incongruous at best. I won't go into worst, because I know the Madam isn't a crass monster.

I'm going to regret this tomorrow.
 
Re: Oops!

Laurel said:
Although I can see the irony, it certainly wasn't meant to be funny. That last part is a little plug for one of the sites that helps support us, and it's been there so long I don't really even read it anymore.

Now you boys be good! :)

Sorry, Laurel. Although your intent was obvious, it just kinda struck me as funny, that's all. The image it brought to mind was of two people staring at a car crash and one of them says to the other, "God, this is terrible! Those poor people!" And the other answers back, "You're so right! BTW, there's a great porn shoppe around the corner. Do you want to go in a check out their dildos?"

I apologize, madam. I never for a moment doubted your sincerety regarding the crash victims. But maybe Endlessly is right. Maybe you need to update the message once in a while just to see if anyone would notice.
 
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