I was just invited to a shotgun wedding

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

as the groom

 

[someplace]

Are congratulations in order? If so, you don't waste anytime once you set your mind to it, eh?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

as the groom

Assuming the bride's family favors actual shotguns, you're clear after about 100 yards or so. Actually, you are probably clear at a shorter range, but it' better safe than sorry.

 

[Shadowann2]

It was bound to happen sooner or later!