I was gonna be an escort who loved to suck cock...

[Smiley777]

But I cut the top of my finger and then no one wanted me.

*sniffle*

 

[Spaceboy]

I feel your pain man, I can feel it. <sobs quietly to himself>

 

[Chicklet]

my ex cut off his finger to the first knuckle

he called it "mr stumpy"

mr stumpy did nice things.

 

[Epiphany]

my ex cut off his finger to the first knuckle

he called it "mr stumpy"

mr stumpy did nice things.

 

[Guest]

But I cut the top of my finger and then no one wanted me.

*sniffle*

I'd want you even with part of your finger missing.....as long as it wasn't an important finger.