I was bad at school today.

[riff]

One of my students asked me if I would support her cross country team by buying a customized bead bracelet. They would make it say with lettered beads what I wanted to say.

"Can you make it say BAD MUTHAFUCKA on it?" I asked. They thought that was so cool. Heh. Well, I opted for four bracelets: One says "riffdude" and the other says "jerry sux." Jerry is my associate.

Then, she asked if I might want bracelets with "Amelia" and "Umberto" on them that I can put around their necks when company comes over. Well, hell yes.

So I am out 6 bucks now.

 

[perks]

you're kickass.

my bracelet would say "fuckin ducky"

 

[Jewelz]

You rock!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I think you should order one that says: "I Hamletmaschine."

You're in such denial.... This would be good for you.

 

[SweetCherry]

Riff, I wish you'd been my teacher in HS.

 

[riff]

Riff, I wish you'd been my teacher in HS.

Thanks. I have so much fun with my HS'ers. I think I am a good counterbalance to what they get at their home schools, which they tell me is very different.

 

[Guest]

And here I thought you were smoking ganga in the lounge again...

 

[Marxist]

I thought you reinstated the paddle. But only for the cute girls.

 

[riff]

I thought you reinstated the paddle. But only for the cute girls.

nyet.

I would use my hand.

 

[amelia]

did you get an extra amelia one for me??

 

[riff]

Do I need to? Every time I come home and she comes I think of you. And she is truly an "Amy-baby." I just take her as she comes. Swear to God. And she is my special sugar- everyone say they think 'Berto is prettier- but Amy was my first baby and whatever she wants, she gets. Almost anyway.

Kitty-amy: just the fact that we are friends is bracelet enough fo me. Especially after you tried to kill me.

 

[*bratcat*]

Mine would say...

 

[amelia]

Kitty-amy: just the fact that we are friends is bracelet enough fo me. Especially after you tried to kill me.

i'm confused..is this to me?? or to your cat??

i'm not really a kitty...but..well..hmmm...

 

[riff]

They can sue me if they want- I got tenure and a bad-assed Union behinf me,

 

[riff]

i'm confused..is this to me?? or to your cat??

i'm not really a kitty...but..well..hmmm...

You act like a kitty. Really! You are especially like Amelia-peaches!

I picked a good name for her, I think.

 

[amelia]

so...how did i try to kill you??

i'm usually able to keep track of my manslaughter attempts.

 

[riff]

so...how did i try to kill you??

i'm usually able to keep track of my manslaughter attempts.

This is something I could only attempt to discuss at an Oriental Restaunt or a Truck Stop.

In either case, you can have anything you want.

 

[amelia]

This is something I could only attempt to discuss at an Oriental Restaunt or a Truck Stop.

In either case, you can have anything you want.

cryptic..

i had thai food for lunch.

let us go to a greasy spoon!

 

[riff]

Amy,,,

 

[Dillinger]

Still lusting after those co-eds, huh?