I Was A Teenage (whatever)

[Hypoxia]

In aeons past, somewhere around the upper Jurassic era, were horrible 'horror' movies called I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF and IWATA FRANKENSTEIN etc. Probably also versions for MUTANT, ZOMBIE, ALIEN, whatever. If not, there should have been. I didn't keep track. Anyway, update those for the LIT world:

I WAS A TEENAGE ADULTERER
IWATA FOOT-FETISHIST
IWATA WERE-DILDO
IWATA SUBMISSIVE
IWATA FUCKFACE
IWATA BOY-SLUT
IWATA CUCKOLD
IWATA SEX TOY
IWATA BULL​

All over 18, of course.

 

[Carnevil9]

I Was A Teenage MILF.

 

[Hypoxia]

I Was A Teenage MILF.

Yeah, that would work.



IWATA Dirty Old Man / Woman
IWATA Plastic Surgeon
IWATA Bovine Inseminator
IWATA Snake Goddess
IWATA Ass-Kisser
IWATA Prophylactic
IWATA Vasectomy

 

[atariblue]

IWAT Underwear Wolf... He can't help himself he can't stop sniffing his mother's and sister's panties

 

[sirhugs]

IWAT StepFather
IWAT Babysitter

 

[BurningMonkey]

Hypoxia...does it ever frighten you to be living inside your mind?

 

[Hypoxia]

Hypoxia...does it ever frighten you to be living inside your mind?

Oh, you should have seen me back when I was working in AI/AL/AR (artificial intelligence / life / reality). Building virtual universes was an everyday ho-hum. Ah, the glory days of Transhumanism, and 32-dimensional data spaces, and PETAL (People for the Ethical Treatment of Artificial Lifeforms)! I was proud to be among the Artificial Intelligentsia. Now I just need to plug a new personality chip in behind my ear...

I Was a Teenage Robot
IWATA Android / Cyborg
IWATA BEM (Bug-Eyed Monster)
I Was a Teenage Strapon Dildo

EDIT: Wait, I should have thought of this earlier:

I Was A Teenage Fetus

 

[sr71plt]

IWAT Pretending to Be 18 (wink, wink)

 

[cabin69]

I was a teenage PIMP

yes indeed

 

[Texguy84]

IWAT Tentacle Monster. A story about a tentacle monster's various misadventures trying to get laid.

 

[tw_holt]

I was a teenage teenager!! Oh wait....nevermind.

 

[Black_and_White_Writer]

I was a teenage nymphomaniac prostitute/porn worker.

 

[sirhugs]

I was a teenage cuckold

 

[Hypoxia]

I was a teenage cuckold

That was in my OP.

Okay, so you're having fun with titles. How about actual stories? I WAS A TEENAGE SANTORUM tells the tragic tale of a puddle of mixed sperm and fecal matter left in place fo thirteen-plus years. It develops a mind of its own. Horrors! And then it runs for political office. Oh no!

Your I WAS A TEENAGE STEPFATHER sounds like the lead-in to a Mature Group Incest tale: 18-year-old Eddy is seduced and tricked into marriage with 33-year-old MILF Maggie who gave birth to daughter Debbie at age 15 -- Deb is now 18, a few days older than her new stepdad Eddy. Guess what ensues?

I WAS A TEENAGE BOVINE INSEMINATOR would only pass LITs guidelines if they're were-cows, right? Or at least mentally-enhanced talking cows. "Oh yeah, Brad, put it there, ooohhh, just right, mooooo...." Brad has trouble with the bulls. I guess that would be a Loving Wives tale.

I WAS A TEENAGE NERD -- naw, nobody would buy that.
I WAS A TEENAGE NUTCASE -- nope, another improbability.
I WAS A TEENAGE POLITICIAN: The story of young Bill Clinton.

I WAS A TEENAGE KLEPTOCRAT: Eddy "Baby Roc" Richter finds himself the sovereign of his enslaved nation at age 18 when his dictator father "Papa Roc" succumbs to the lures of cocaine and multiple prostitutes. "Baby Roc" resists coke and contents himself with robbing and sodomizing his subjects.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

I was a teenage super whoreO. Story of a super fem whore who flies around rescuing victims of crime by having sex with the perps.