I Want

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[blobfish]

Hi JAJ.

 

[lovetoread]

You want stuffing and mashed sweet potatoes?

Now thats asking too much.

 

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[blobfish]

Do I need to monitor you?

If by "monitor" you mean churn my butter until the jiggy juice squirts out all over your sexy hands, then the answer is yes.

 

[Farrah]

Alright, I can come up with the pork chops and the iced tea immediately. You're gonna have to give me some time for everything else.

 

[Riles]

What on earth are flat beans?

 

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[JohnnySavage]

What on earth are flat beans?

Beans with a relatively linear profile.

 

[blobfish]

What on earth are flat beans?

That's what you take from this thread?

 

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[Farrah]

I like my cornbread stuffing like I like my womens.

I can only guess at what this means, and I'm coming up empty.




Extra sugar in the tea?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you might find
You get what you need

 

[blobfish]

I can only guess at what this means, and I'm coming up empty.




Extra sugar in the tea?

He means that he likes his women full of sausage. Or so I'm guessing.

 

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[blobfish]

It's been a long time since I've coated my hands with jiggy juice.

I'll require pictures.


And yes, my hands are damned sexy.

Voted "Sexiest Hands on the General Board" in 2009.

Sure thing, but can I first see some pickies of those hot mitts of yours?

 

[lovetoread]

Hot and moist.


The tea may have some pink lemonade in it if you are so inclined.

Omg pink? You are not from the upstate are you?

 

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[Farrah]

Hot and moist.


The tea may have some pink lemonade in it if you are so inclined.

That sounds delicious.

Also, I think you are currently flirting with a man, hon. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Not at all.

 

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[Saint Peter]

That sounds delicious.

Also, I think you are currently flirting with a man, hon. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Not at all.

He is from upstate, you know.

 

[blobfish]

Also, I think you are currently flirting with a man, hon. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Not at all.

Which one's the man?

 

[blobfish]

You are starting to scar me.


Do you have a van?

You wouldn't be the first sexy beast I've scarred.