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oh I thought this was a puking contest....I must not have read the entire rule book

You're a bloke. You don't read manuals or rules. You think you can do it without, then you fuck it up while cursing and swearing when all you had to do was read the fucking thing in the first place.
 
You're a bloke. You don't read manuals or rules. You think you can do it without, then you fuck it up while cursing and swearing when all you had to do was read the fucking thing in the first place.

See that is where you are wrong. We are going to swear whether we read the stupid manual or not. Why? Because half of it is in Chinese and the other half is talking about parts that are missing out of the box
 
See that is where you are wrong. We are going to swear whether we read the stupid manual or not. Why? Because half of it is in Chinese and the other half is talking about parts that are missing out of the box

You mean you cant read Chinese either? Fucking hell you have a lot to learn ;)
 
You mean you cant read Chinese either? Fucking hell you have a lot to learn ;)

Something about reading down the page then across it that bugs me. The house symbols with the hopsticks and flying fish don't bother me at all. It is just the reading down that confuses me. That is why I just stick to fortune cookies to read chinese. Oh and to get my lucky numbers for the lotto
 
Something about reading down the page then across it that bugs me. The house symbols with the hopsticks and flying fish don't bother me at all. It is just the reading down that confuses me. That is why I just stick to fortune cookies to read chinese. Oh and to get my lucky numbers for the lotto

It's cos you're reading front to back not back to front.

I want you to tell me what this weeks lottery nos are :)
 
It's cos you're reading front to back not back to front.

I want you to tell me what this weeks lottery nos are :)

#4 Beef and Broccoli

#34 Fried Rice

#26 General Tso's chicken

#11 Sweet and Sour Pork

#18 Crab Wontons

Power Ball number is #50 Tums
 
#4 Beef and Broccoli

#34 Fried Rice

#26 General Tso's chicken

#11 Sweet and Sour Pork

#18 Crab Wontons

Power Ball number is #50 Tums

I want you to know, Obi Wan, that you are my only hope. If these fuckers dont come in tomorrow we're history. The wedding is off, the caravan in Clacton is off, everything. Oh and you can cancel the inflatable camel you insisted on having for the bedroom too you sick pervert :L xoxo
 
I want you to know, Obi Wan, that you are my only hope. If these fuckers dont come in tomorrow we're history. The wedding is off, the caravan in Clacton is off, everything. Oh and you can cancel the inflatable camel you insisted on having for the bedroom too you sick pervert :L xoxo

I want .... Peaches to know I changed my AV so Im not looking at my bum... now everyone else is!!! :D :kiss:
 
I want you to know, Obi Wan, that you are my only hope. If these fuckers dont come in tomorrow we're history. The wedding is off, the caravan in Clacton is off, everything. Oh and you can cancel the inflatable camel you insisted on having for the bedroom too you sick pervert :L xoxo

But but, you referenced the only humping that would be going on that night had to do with a camel. Shit. If I got the wrong damn fortune cookie because I should have ordered sweet and sour chicken instead of porn I will be pissed. My fortune did read:

"If you go to bed with an itch butt you will wake up with a smelly finger!" I am not sure truer words have ever been printed so small....
 
But but, you referenced the only humping that would be going on that night had to do with a camel. Shit. If I got the wrong damn fortune cookie because I should have ordered sweet and sour chicken instead of porn I will be pissed. My fortune did read:

"If you go to bed with an itch butt you will wake up with a smelly finger!" I am not sure truer words have ever been printed so small....


Confuscious :rolleyes: Master Philosopher, mastur something :p

I want crispy duck, pancakes & plum sauce please :)
 
I want an amazing man. One who takes my breath away and makes my dreams
come true.

That or chocolate, for now? I'll settle for chocolate because the man doesn't exsist.
 
Oh so now I am an order taker? Listen hunni just because I have tits doesn't mean I am to do your bidding....

I want you to know that just as long as theyre always smaller than mine I dont care :D No you dont have to do my bidding, its optional :D

I want an amazing man. One who takes my breath away and makes my dreams
come true.

That or chocolate, for now? I'll settle for chocolate because the man doesn't exsist.

I want you to have that. I'd get if for you for Christmas if I could :)
 
I want you to know that just as long as theyre always smaller than mine I dont care :D No you dont have to do my bidding, its optional :D



I want you to have that. I'd get if for you for Christmas if I could :)

I go bra less every day so I think you are safe ;)
 
I want an amazing man. One who takes my breath away and makes my dreams
come true.

That or chocolate, for now? I'll settle for chocolate because the man doesn't exsist.

Turtle cheesecake sounds good huh ;) Hang in there Mrs. H. Keep your head up and continue to smile. You are an amazing woman with a heart of gold.
 
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