I want to meet the newbies!

[Rubyfruit]

There are so many new faces around here that I've never met.

Please come in and say hello and tell me about yourself. How you found lit, how old you are, what you do, if you're married, where you're from, etc.

 

[metal_minx]

There are so many new faces around here that I've never met.

Please come in and say hello and tell me about yourself. How you found lit, how old you are, what you do, if you're married, where you're from, etc.

hi

i'm neither beautiful, witty, or charming but my mom says i'm cool
i found lit through a friend who wanted to break me into porn
i'm 22 going on 12
i do this
i'm single (i wonder why?)
i'm from texas
etc...i'm a different person in person

 

[Private Vasquez]

you just wanna add us all to your harem.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Welcome, Metal Minx. I bet your mom is right.

How are you different in life than you are here?

PV, but of course.

 

[Azwed]

I'm new. ---

 

[Private Vasquez]

PV, but of course.

and you're so good at it! The av will get 'em every time..you might want to think about adding some anime to it.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I forgot to add that posters pretending to be new, who are in fact ancient, must report to my room immediately!

 

[concrete]

new- what?

..always hard
... new or old ER ER mature

 

[Sheri2873]

Please come in and say hello and tell me about yourself. How you found lit, how old you are, what you do, if you're married, where you're from, etc


Hi all...My name is Sheri..Im a 28 yr old newly single mom. I found lit by my friend sending me the link...(what a good friend <w>)
Ive been seperated since Nov, and its a very lonely existence at nite when the kids are in bed . I live in the frozen state of Maine (we had snow today OMG)

 

[red_rose]

Re: new- what?

..always hard
... new or old ER ER mature

Huh?

 

[Azwed]

I forgot to add that posters pretending to be new, who are in fact ancient, must report to my room immediately!

Yes ma'am.

And when did I become ancient??? I thought only DCL, Angel, Laurel and I suppose Manu were ancient.

 

[April]

*looking worried*

I'm not ancient. Not new either. Not by a long shot. Erm, now what?

 

[metal_minx]

Welcome, Metal Minx. I bet your mom is right.

How are you different in life than you are here?

PV, but of course.

i'm sweet, intelligent, and caring in real life...well thats what the therapist says

here's a little somethin for you dont worry its nothing bad

http://www.mazie.dk/flash/funnypong.swf

 

[Rubyfruit]

Concrete, put the pipe down. Welcome to Lit.

Sheri, I hope that you find some friendship and company here. I know many of us have.

Red_Rose, I love your new av. I know you aren't new by your join date, but I don't remember seeing you around until lately.

 

[red_rose]

Red_Rose, I love your new av. I know you aren't new by your join date, but I don't remember seeing you around until lately.

Thanks, Rubes...

I posted a few times waaaay back when... and then did nothing but read stories for a while there.

I've obviously become quite the addict since then.

 

[Sheri2873]

Sheri, I hope that you find some friendship and company here. I know many of us have.

Thanks Ruby

 

[Guest]

 

[islandman]

Hello Ruby,

Although i signed onto Lit. over a year ago, I didn't start posting seriously until about February of this year, so i still consider myself a newbie.

A little about me:

i'm 28 years old, living in New York City and working in New Jersey
I'm of Asian Indian and Scottish descent
I'm technically divorced, although my ex has been staying with me for the past 6 weeks, so who knows?
I found Lit. while after my favorite erotic stories web site shut down
I've hung out with a few of the Lit. people from the NYC area.
Basically, i'm just me. Love to flirt and be flirted with. I'm a libra, so by default i tend to be social. Although i do enjoy by quiet moments.

 

[concrete]

red --rose

.where we all post ,,sweet thang
..good bad or brutal

 

[Rubyfruit]

April and Azwed, I think of anybody registered in 2000 as and oldster in Lit terms, and April, your av is making me thirsty.

 

[Nora]

Should I be afraid? Just what is she going to do with us once we're all corraled in one spot? Maybe I'll like it...

Hi.
I'm 30-something and married
I live in the US
I've been reading here for what feels like years, though probably isn't. I finally got bored one night and checked out the boards.
My favorite book as a kid was "A Wrinkle in Time" by Madeline L'Engle.
My favorite crustacean is lobster (although I think if it were as a pet rather than to eat, it would be a crab)
I'm a gemini, yet I don't buy into Astrology having any merit
I don't believe in numerology, yet I consider 16 to be my "lucky" number
I'm Jewish, yet I don't really believe that religion has merit yet I feel that puffy Cheetos are proof of the existance of a higher being.
I am woman, hear me roar.
My blood type is A+ but I don't donate because I'm lazy
My phobias include snakes, spiders and being a thread killer
I don't care for long walks on the beach
I do believe that the size of the wave is just as important as the motion of the ocean over the long term.

How're you doing today?

 

[riff]

Hi juicyfruit. I mean rubylips.

I mean rubyfruit.

It's me. riffy.

 

[April]

April and Azwed, I think of anybody registered in 2000 as and oldster in Lit terms, and April, your av is making me thirsty.

Oldster I can handle. Not ancient.

And that's the point of the av.

 

[red_rose]

April and Azwed, I think of anybody registered in 2000 as and oldster in Lit terms, and April, your av is making me thirsty.

I'm the newbiest "oldster" of them all!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hello you foxy devil you. *smooch*

Islandman, welcome. I've noticed you around. Still got that pipe going?

Nora, I like you already. Welcome!

Riff, go to my room!