I want to help with a story

[parodyluvr75]

I want to be an editor but my grammar is poor and I can't spell. I'm looking for someone with no skills who thinks they're a writer so I can help them. Is there place for me here?

Apply below.

 

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[parodyluvr75]

I have a story that could use your help. I'm struggling with plot, conflict, and resolution. My spelling and grammar skills are decent, though. Think we should team up?

ETA: also, I have good ideas. Really good ones.

1) insane bird wants to take over the world.
< Insert Gratuitous sex scene>
2) she must find a sexy scientist to build a mass brain washing machine.
< Insert Gratuitous sex scene>
3) she can't find a scientist that will accept birdseed for building the machine.
< Insert Gratuitous sex scene>
4) she steals her neighbor's (neighbor is a pink octopus) spare change jar to gamble in Vegas to get money to build machine.
< Insert Gratuitous sex scene>
5)teams up with a sexy and snarky cab driving rabbit named LTR
< Insert Gratuitous sex scene>
6) bird goes to Vegas with LTR and wins enough money to give a scientist
< Insert naked shower scene>
7) gets brilliant aardvark scientist to build the machine.
8) machine malfunctions and everyone winds up wearing garish sombreros.
< Insert weird group sex scene in a mobile book library.>
9) Neighbor comes along and shoots all of them for stealing her spare change jar.
End

We'd get an Oscar, for sure.

 

[unregistered]

 

[TwinkleStars]

Wait? I read no scenes of gratuitous cum facials. You cannot have a good story without one, it seems.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yay!!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Wait? I read no scenes of gratuitous cum facials. You cannot have a good story without one, it seems.

Write your own story, missy. We're getting an Oscar.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Yeesh!

*walks away from dah crazy birdy*

 

[parodyluvr75]

Say that with a smile, please.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

1) insane bird wants to take over the world.
< Insert Gratuitous sex scene>
2) she must find a sexy scientist to build a mass brain washing machine.
< Insert Gratuitous sex scene>
3) she can't find a scientist that will accept birdseed for building the machine.
< Insert Gratuitous sex scene>
4) she steals her neighbor's (neighbor is a pink octopus) spare change jar to gamble in Vegas to get money to build machine.
< Insert Gratuitous sex scene>
5)teams up with a sexy and snarky cab driving rabbit named LTR
< Insert Gratuitous sex scene>
6) bird goes to Vegas with LTR and wins enough money to give a scientist
< Insert naked shower scene>
7) gets brilliant aardvark scientist to build the machine.
8) machine malfunctions and everyone winds up wearing garish sombreros.
< Insert weird group sex scene in a mobile book library.>
9) Neighbor comes along and shoots all of them for stealing her spare change jar.
End

We'd get an Oscar, for sure.

you could write some good madlibs bro!

Stew

 

[parodyluvr75]

What's a madlib?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

What's a madlib?

it was supposed to be mad libs, sorry bro!

Stew

 

[bronzeage]

I want to be an editor but my grammar is poor and I can't spell. I'm looking for someone with no skills who thinks they're a writer so I can help them. Is there place for me here?

Apply below.

If I thought you were serious, I would start referring people to you.

There is a definitely a place for you here. It's what most Lit volunteer editors actually do, although they can spell and have sufficient grammar, not that it really matters.

 

[parodyluvr75]

it was supposed to be mad libs, sorry bro!

Stew

Do they pay?

If I thought you were serious, I would start referring people to you.

There is a definitely a place for you here. It's what most Lit volunteer editors actually do, although they can spell and have sufficient grammar, not that it really matters.

No, it's a parody. I'll leave it to the fancy spelling and grammar to your regular editors.