I want to help Texas Females enjoy their sex lives more

[Moms_Son]

(NOTE: This thread is being moved over to the personals from the playground, because that seems to be where it will be more appropriate. I apologize for any confusion or inconvenience.)

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Any beautiful Texas women out there who think they have an outstanding lover? Any beautiful Texas women who think their lover is really bad? Well, let me give you something to compare them to.

Yes, no matter how good you think you lover is, you will never truly appreciate him until you have had an absolutely disspointing sexual encounter and if you think you have a bad lover, a worse one will make you appreciate what you do have. I can be that truly horrible sexual experience that you need in order to truly appreciate what you have.

My qualifications for my claim? Well, I am getting older (44), taking meds which cause certain difficuties, I am really shy, quite inexperienced (although I do practice a lot when I am alone), am not particulary well-endowed, completely incapable of small talk, AND I have deep and severe unresolved emotional issues. Now, it is not all bad... I am very intelligent and deep and sensitive (ok, maybe it is all bad, I know what women say they want in a man, but they are not being honest with themselves about that) and I am not horribly unattractive (I have been told before that I am really not bad looking at all), BUT I AM really out of shape.

So, any attractive women in Dallas or Austin who want to enjoy their sex life to the fullest, give me a try. Once you do, I promise you... ANYONE else will make you see how good sex can be. How bad can it be? Take my challenge and see.

This message brought to you by the commitee for ABSOLUTE truth in advertising. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Have a good night.

 

[Moms_Son]

Well, this was obviously an attempt at humor to have some fun that died on the vine. Sorry folks.

The only good thing about KNOWING you're insane is that when you acknowledge it, you can have fun with it... unfortunately, when a crazy person tries to have fun or tell a joke, no one else usually gets it.

I just wanted to say that I skim through the boards here (as I have some many others over the years) and I see guys who brag about their prowess, and puff themselves up (whether it is true or not) just to get themselves laid without any concern if the woman is going to enjoy the experience. I see posts from guys who use these huge cocks as their avatars and all I can think is how low class they are. Then, of course, you have all of the guys swarming around any female poster like sharks responding to a scoppful of chum thrown in the water.

I think back to all of the friends I have had over the years who were female who fell for the bs used by those guys and who then came crying to me afterwards because the guys were assholes who just used my friends for sex (yes, it is true... I was... dum dum dah da... the friend) and I just wonder why people can't be more real and honest with others... is getting the other person in bed that important that it becomes a justification for saying and doing anything to accomplish that goal?

Last, I thought about this burger place that used to be in Waller, Texas. I would pass by it as I would drive the leg from Hempstead to Houston and every time I would look at their sign and laugh. It advertised itself as having "the sorriest burgers in Texas". At least it was something different than the "I am the greatest" ads everyone else falls back on. Some of us can't (or won't) try to compete with the alpha males. I just thought I would do something a little different and hope to bring a laugh or a smile to people's faces by being a little closer to honest than the others. It was obviously something that was not appreciated. Sorry, folks.

Have a good day.

Lechyd da

 

[Falkeep]

I actually did think it was funny

I have to say, yes, I have a rather warped sense of humor, but I actually enjoyed your post. I have also read your stories (your bio there was what first intrigued me about you and caused me to see what else you had done on here) and I thought you had a very interesting and thought provoking post in the Incest is Best thread. You obviously have a brain and some knowledge and seem to have an interest in getting people to have actual discussions about things rather than just banter mindlessly back and forth. I also want to say that I agree with you about women saying they want one thing but showing by their actions and choices that they really want another. Women often say that men think with their dicks, well, it seems to me that women think with their clits. A woman will not hesitate to leave the kindest, most loving, gentlest man in their lives if he does not give them screaming orgasms, but they will stick by and defend the most obnoxious, lying and insensitive asshole who treats them like shit and cheats on them all of the time if he has a cock that rocks their world. They will try to tell everyone that "they really aren't so bad, you just need to get to know them" when in reality, they ARE that bad and it is the woman who doesn't know them (or at least won't accept what they are) if they are great in bed. The shear hypocracy of their attitudes in such situations has always amazed me. At least this guy here isn't trying to puff himself up just to get what he wants and I suspect from the lack of self-esteem and confidence he obiously suffers from that he is probably considerably better than he makes himself out to be. At the very least, however, I bet you women out there that he is at least someone who would be honest and kind and caring to you but you, as he points out above, seem to be more interested in the blowhards with pictures of big cocks in their av's. Just think about him the next time in the rw when you blow off some nice guy dweeb and embarass yourself swooning over the neanderthal who just wants a fuck. You get what you deserve.

 

[denali]

I wanted to find the avatar for appluase - but couldn't.

Well put, both of you.

 

[Moms_Son]

Well, I feel a little better about it now. Thank you to both of you who posted replies in this thread.

I can see that this thread is not being read by very many people, but if some of them are women, I would be interested in hearing feedback and opinions (even if they are just to tell me what an asshole I am). Without honest and objective input from others, I cannot know what I have said or done that might be positive and what I have said or done that might be viewed negatively.

Is ther any chance / interest in using this thread as a deeper discussion thread of the ideas and feelings brought up in and by this thread?

I would also be interested in getting PMs from people who might have views, thoughts and opinions that they don't want to post in a public thread. If there are any of you who read this, feel free to PM me at your convenience.