I Want to Draft Your Sons and Daughters!

[Lauren Hynde]

Possibly. I'm quite good with graphite, sanguine and pastel (I prefer dry pastel to the oil-based, but I'm flexible), and also with the classic black ink drafting pen.

I'm fond on democracy and long walks by the sea.

 

[Grushenka]

Obrigado muito muito!

Grushenka

(I used Babel Fish, I do not really know Portugese.)

 

[Liar]

Don't have any. Sorry, lass.

 

[Pure]

ami is a little out of the loop; he hasn't heard of the Dem's plan to set up the kolkhoz system, which will make the draft obsolete.

 

[Grushenka]

Don't have any. Sorry, lass.

So, send her your friends' kids.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I'll also draft small pets and elder relatives.

 

[Alessia Brio]

Possibly. I'm quite good with graphite, sanguine and pastel (I prefer dry pastel to the oil-based, but I'm flexible), and also with the classic black ink drafting pen.

I'm fond on democracy and long walks by the sea.

You want photos? By e-mail?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You want photos? By e-mail?

No, I want your sons and daughters. By airmail.

 

[cloudy]

No, I want your sons and daughters. By airmail.

All three? (or four, if you include the stepdaughter)

They're yours, but their upkeep is expensive....I bet you'll send them back.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

All three? (or four, if you include the stepdaughter)

They're yours, but their upkeep is expensive....I bet you'll send them back.

Be sure to include enough stamps for the return package. And punch some holes in the box, I guess.

 

[Alessia Brio]

No, I want your sons and daughters. By airmail.

And I don't have to PAY you?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Did I mention that postal workers are on strike this week?

 

[cloudy]

Did I mention that two of them are girls? Or that two of them are teenagers?

 

[Munachi]

do brothers count?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Did I mention that two of them are girls? Or that two of them are teenagers?

You can still put them all in the same box, I don't care. Use bubble-wrap. That'll keep them entertained.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

do brothers count?

If they're small enough to fit the "small pets" category. Otherwise, you'll need to fill a parental consent form and fake some signatures.

 

[Munachi]

um. i wasn't planning on the small one. i like him. he can't say my name yet, but he's trying. and sometimes he gets this crazy thing about wanting to show affection and doesn't know how to, so he bites my knee.

it's the other two i would like to mail away. they are very good at making fun of people, if that is of any use.