I want to do an audio story

[Sillyman]

using a rubber chicken. Now I'm curious as to whether I could actually get it posted or if I would just be wasting my time.

 

[Private Vasquez]

As long as you don't excrete bodily fluids onto someone's cereal, it should be fine.

 

[Sillyman]

Well obviously.

If I get breast milk on someone's cereal, would that be okay?

 

[Private Vasquez]

You can make breast milk!!??!

That has got to make you the 8th wonder of the world! You should join the circus with all that talent.

 

[Sillyman]

With the right hormones, any man could if he doesn't mind crying at credit card commercials.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Those Priceless ones really do a number on me. You're lucky you don't have to deal with these crazy hormones.

 

[Sillyman]

Apparently I do. Three platinum Visa offers came on and I almost had a breakdown.

 

[Private Vasquez]

The interest rate alone can cause one to be emotional, and Platinum, it just sounds so prestigious. *sniff* I get a bit choked up just thinking about it.

I was wondering if the rubber chicken is going to say anything, or just be in the background?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

lol, you guys are cracking me up with this thread