I want to come back as...

[TheEarl]

I'd come back as a girl. Heaven knows I'm close enough in this incarnation; I think next time I'll just lose the penis and look like what I am.

The Earl

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I'd like to come back as an immortal shapeshifter with telepathy. Just for the sake of simplicity.

 

[Guest]

Gaucho already knows this: I honestly don't want to come back but if it happens let it be as a milking cow in Yorkshire. I'd be out under those amazing skies, have my tits fondled everyday, be called some bloke's lass and get serviced by a bull every so often. Heaven.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

A rich old lady's cat.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'd like to come back as an immortal shapeshifter with telepathy. Just for the sake of simplicity.

Stupid minimum length rule.

 

[Guest]

 

[CaptSpaulding]

i think i must wear slutty socks

they have a lot of holes that i seem to penetrate as often as possible.....

 

[CharleyH]

I would love to come back as Angelina Jolie if only to mastubate and see her pussy or better yet ... spank Brad Pitts ass, but dammit - we live in the same era - so no chance in that reincarnation wish.

 

[oggbashan]

I did come back

After my incarnation as Og, King of Bashan I came back as me.

Why? I don't know. Perhaps I was bored with being a heap of ashes in the Bekaa Valley disturbed everytime someone ran a tank over me.

Since I've been reincarnated there have been many more tanks through the Bekaa Valley. Next time I'll have my ashes scattered at sea, please.

Why is it that most people who claim to have been reincarnated were someone famous? Surely it is more likely statistically that those reincarnated were ordinary people before they died.

If I had to have been someone ordinary I would like to have been an archer at Agincourt or a gunner at the Battle of Trafalgar. With my luck I'd probably have been a Saxon axeman killed at the Battle of Hastings or a Merchant Seaman drowned and frozen on a Russian Convoy in WWII.

Og

 

[CharleyH]

A rich old lady's cat.

I hear you - talk pampered (but for the food - YUK) LOL you forget - Rich old ladies are lonely and eccentric and smothering like kids and drunk or drugged and then die and no one knows for days while the sweet babes like you prance around. Why not be Ana Nicole's kitty, its almost the same, but she is younger, and prettier and will give you money. :|



Edit to add - kitty does not equal pussy!!!!

 

[The_Fool]

I want to be reincarnated as someone useful....

 

[BlackShanglan]

I want to be reincarnated as someone useful....

Heaven forfend.

 

[CharleyH]

I want to be reincarnated as someone useful....

Well now ... you already are! Big fool - good to see you smoking your Cubans I hope.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

It seems that western civilisation has adopted re-incarnation, at least into popular culture. How often do you hear people announcing "I want to come back as..."

So, if you've realised that you are chained to this wheel until you are very, very good what or who are you going to come back as. (assuming you haven't achieved sainthood yet) An animal? Someone else? A plant? Someone you envy or someone you hate to see what drives them?

Tina Turner's microphone.

http://www.helgeoveras.com/images/tina_turner_21021985_14_350.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

 

[NoJo]

I want to be reincarnated as someone useful....

I find you pretty useful sometimes -- shit, I said too much already.

 

[rgraham666]

At the moment, a mollusk of some description. A clam or oyster.

This whole self awareness gig is kind of a pain and I could use a vacation.

 

[leavessnailtrails]

a giraffe

 

[imalickin]

a dog in a good home. one where i can lay around and sleep for 23 hours a day. then get up and run around like a demon posessed for one hour. yeah that's the life for me.

oh and they better no neuter me or i'll pee on the rug.