I want to come back as...

[gauchecritic]

It seems that western civilisation has adopted re-incarnation, at least into popular culture. How often do you hear people announcing "I want to come back as..."

So, if you've realised that you are chained to this wheel until you are very, very good what or who are you going to come back as. (assuming you haven't achieved sainthood yet) An animal? Someone else? A plant? Someone you envy or someone you hate to see what drives them?

 

[BlackSnake]

A beautiful lesbian

 

[elsol]

Me

(Clearly, I lack not for self-esteem.)

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[bg23]

i'd like to come back as a bird. but not a pigeon. i hate pigeons. i'd kill myself if i was a pigeon. not sure how pigeons would commit suicide, but if there was a way, i'd do it.

alternately, i'd like to come back as the girl who lives next to, and eventually has many shagtastic adventures with, tom welling.

 

[cantdog]

How do you go about deserving to come back as that girl, bg? Or a pigeon? Is it just a matter of generating pigeon consciousness when you're on the way out?

I just wanna come back as someone who doesn't have to work so cussed much.

 

[TxRad]

I wrote something on this a while back... I'll have to dig it out and post it..... Uh, if I can find it... Next time i want to come back as someone with a memory.....

 

[bg23]

How do you go about deserving to come back as that girl, bg? Or a pigeon? Is it just a matter of generating pigeon consciousness when you're on the way out?

I just wanna come back as someone who doesn't have to work so cussed much.

wait, wait, there's deserving involved? like, i have to be good and shit?

i thought it was all you know, godly whim.

i suppose i could be really nice to the pigeons. and also tom welling. maybe that'd do the trick.

 

[English Lady]

I wrote something on this a while back... I'll have to dig it out and post it..... Uh, if I can find it... Next time i want to come back as someone with a memory.....

Tx!!!!!

I'm not coming back *grins*

altogether now.

I'm going up to the spirit in the sky, thats where I'm gonna go when I die....

 

[TxRad]

Tx!!!!!

I'm not coming back *grins*

altogether now.

I'm going up to the spirit in the sky, thats where I'm gonna go when I die....

Mornin EL ..... please come back... we'd miss ya.....

 

[damppanties]

not sure how pigeons would commit suicide, but if there was a way, i'd do it.

Fly into a plane? Drop like a deadweight through the rotors of a helicopter? Make fun of a really evil-looking big eagle until it got really pissed?

I'm not going to come back either. Once through a whole life is enough for me. I didn't want to come in this life also, but no one asked me.

 

[bg23]

Fly into a plane? Drop like a deadweight through the rotors of a helicopter? Make fun of a really evil-looking big eagle until it got really pissed?

those ideas are inspired!

i was also thinking about jumping off large buildings and taking lots of panadol and stuff but gosh, that making fun of a big eagle one is CREATIVE!!

 

[Belegon]

I want to come back as the sales rep from Vibrators-R-Us that gets assigned to Imp's account...I figure if it's a commissioned position I'll be able to retire by 30

edit: slightly more serious...if I try to look at this from a karmic POV, I think I'mm probably treading water in this life...and 'spect I will come back roughly in the same state...so I would like to come back as someone whose gifts are more suited to helping people, talent for medicine or something like that...

 

[impressive]

I want to come back as the sales rep from Vibrators-R-Us that gets assigned to Imp's account...I figure if it's a commissioned position I'll be able to retire by 30

I wanna come back as Bel's 501s

 

[Belegon]

I wanna come back as Bel's 501s

you can get that close to me any time you want

 

[NoJo]

i'd like to come back as a bird. but not a pigeon. i hate pigeons. i'd kill myself if i was a pigeon. not sure how pigeons would commit suicide, but if there was a way, i'd do it.

alternately, i'd like to come back as the girl who lives next to, and eventually has many shagtastic adventures with, tom welling.

Unfortunately, he's intending to come back as a tapeworm.

 

[NoJo]

A beautiful lesbian

There's no such thing, silly.

 

[NoJo]

That was the saxophone player Ronnie Scott's famous quip when he was asked that very question, while dying from mouth cancer: "With my fucking luck I'll probably come back as a saxophone player."

 

[damppanties]

those ideas are inspired!

i was also thinking about jumping off large buildings and taking lots of panadol and stuff but gosh, that making fun of a big eagle one is CREATIVE!!

Thank you. Glad to help. Considering the passion with which I hate this life, I'll possibly still be around as a wrinkled old crone by the time you're back as a pigeon, so come to me then and I'll pound you with my walking stick... make sure you're dead. Always at your service.

 

[NoJo]

Thank you. Glad to help. Considering the passion with which I hate this life, I'll possibly still be around as a wrinkled old crone by the time you're back as a pigeon, so come to me then and I'll pound you with my walking stick... make sure you're dead. Always at your service.

I want to come back as a flea and bite your belly.

 

[damppanties]

I want to come back as a flea and bite your belly.

You just want to be slapped around, don't you?

 

[NoJo]

You just want to be slapped around, don't you?

Slapping wouldn't work. The only thing is to drown me in a glass of water.

 

[damppanties]

Slapping wouldn't work. The only thing is to drown me in a glass of water.

I'd have one on my bedside table. One where I'd keep my false teeth.

 

[matriarch]

A beautiful lesbian

You took the words right out of my mouth.
Ditto.

 

[zeb1094]

I want to come back as a slut!

Wait, I already am one of those! Damn!

 

[impressive]

You took the words right out of my mouth.
Ditto.

You're already a beautiful lesbian!