I want to build a snow fort

[Rhys]

and have a good old fashioned siege snow ball fight.

*packs a largish snowball*

Prepare to die!

 

[BlackShanglan]

I can pack one heck of a snowball with these hooves ... but then I'm a rather large target as well. I think I shall enlist as Carson's stalking horse.

 

[Belegon]

I say we send Shang up the middle as cover and jump out to either side to lay into our opposition...

 

[entitled]

i don't care, i just want to be rolling around in the snow with all the guys.

Oh, uh, and i've got better aim with a snowball than most guys i've ever known. And a hell of an arm for a girl.

 

[Belegon]

Oh, uh, and i've got better aim with a snowball than most guys i've ever known. And a hell of an arm for a girl.

at the risk of being called a braggart?

I can take ya....

nobody better tell her why I'm so confident until she puts up money. Grrrrrrrrr...

 

[entitled]

at the risk of being called a braggart?

I can take ya....

nobody better tell her why I'm so confident until she puts up money. Grrrrrrrrr...

You're on!!

Who said anything about putting up MONEY?

 

[Belegon]

You're on!!

Who said anything about putting up MONEY?

ok...but we have to throw from 90 ft away and we have to be on our knees...

we can always just agree on alternative goods or services of value....

 

[entitled]

ok...but we have to throw from 90 ft away and we have to be on our knees...

we can always just agree on alternative goods or services of value....

90 feet i can do. On my knees is reserved for other recreational activities.

Where do you thing the rolling in the snow comes in?

 

[Belegon]

90 feet i can do. On my knees is reserved for other recreational activities.

Where do you thing the rolling in the snow comes in?

You can practice those "other activities" after you lose. I've got too much anticipation for the reward to worry about playing fair now...

don't worry, I fully intend for the rewards to be mutual...

 

[entitled]

You can practice those "other activities" after you lose. I've got too much anticipation for the reward to worry about playing fair now...

don't worry, I fully intend for the rewards to be mutual...

Well feh. If you're not planning on playing fair, i'm heading for the trees. Those couple years in deer camp might come in handy after all.

As long as i get my fair share and then some. Have to appease the bruised ego and all.

 

[Blackie Malone]

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

 

[entitled]

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

That's why you need to quit putting rocks in the snowballs.

 

[Blackie Malone]

That's why you need to quit putting rocks in the snowballs.

Is that wrong?

 

[Belegon]

Well feh. If you're not planning on playing fair, i'm heading for the trees. Those couple years in deer camp might come in handy after all.

As long as i get my fair share and then some. Have to appease the bruised ego and all.

I haven't been playing fair since you first brought it up...not that the game won't still be fun, at least in it's aftermath...

don't worry, I won't bruise your ego...other things I'm not promising about though.

 

[Belegon]

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

I won't hit her in the face...my arm isn't that out of shape...

 

[entitled]

Is that wrong?

Only if you're throwing them at me.

 

[entitled]

I haven't been playing fair since you first brought it up...not that the game won't still be fun, at least in it's aftermath...

don't worry, I won't bruise your ego...other things I'm not promising about though.

Or in the entirety.

Sticks and stone may breaks my bones...

 

[Rhys]

but ice balls really fucking hurt.

*pastes Belegon on the back of the head with a slush ball*

 

[entitled]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*runs for cover*

 

[Rhys]

*drags the lady into the ice cave for a quick grope*

ack! too many layers!

 

[entitled]

*drags the lady into the ice cave for a quick grope*

ack! too many layers!

Not a lady! Wench!

*smashes handful of snow into face*

 

[Rhys]

*hrrumph! This is precisely why I gave up on women*

Oh Belegon....where have you gone?

 

[Belegon]

That's Rhy's, always throwing something more into the blender....*looks around for place to set up ambush*

 

[Rhys]

My snow angel has horns, imagine that.

 

[entitled]

Bah. You give up too easy.