So this is where I should insert some charming, witty remark that will make you instantly sigh and want to PM me.
[pause] *drums fingers on desk*
Yer I didn’t think that would work. Damn. Okay so I am only left with the truth. Double damn.
The truth is I am looking for someone. Not sure if I will find her but it’s worth a shot. So let’s see… I guess I should start with who I am. I am an early 30s, Aussie hunk with umm… scads of money? A fast car? A pilot’s license?
That didn’t do it? Damn yet again.
Okay I will be honest. I am a 32 Aussie guy looking for a connection. Life’s too short not to have some fun. And I don’t mean fake camel racing fun (unless of course, that’s your thing). I mean fun as in getting to know each other -- chatting on a regular basis. I am looking for someone that I can talk to, joke with, and indulge in a little exploration. I am not looking for a one off, but more of an online relationship. I want to get to know you. (Damn that sounds trite, but it’s true!) I am not looking for a specific body type or even age range. I am looking for a woman that knows what she likes, is willing to put herself out there and allow me along for the ride. Or if you aren’t sure what you like, we can figure it out together.
Okay. That’s me. What I really want right now is to learn about you. How about we start with…
I am a little shy. Well at least to start. Once I warm up I can be a pretty outrageous. On a scale of 1 to 10—1 being outrageously daring and 10 being crippling shy—how shy are you?
I give myself a 6. What about you?
If you are perhaps a 10 and simply too shy to even post. Feel free to PM me your answer.
[pause] *drums fingers on desk*
Yer I didn’t think that would work. Damn. Okay so I am only left with the truth. Double damn.
The truth is I am looking for someone. Not sure if I will find her but it’s worth a shot. So let’s see… I guess I should start with who I am. I am an early 30s, Aussie hunk with umm… scads of money? A fast car? A pilot’s license?
That didn’t do it? Damn yet again.
Okay I will be honest. I am a 32 Aussie guy looking for a connection. Life’s too short not to have some fun. And I don’t mean fake camel racing fun (unless of course, that’s your thing). I mean fun as in getting to know each other -- chatting on a regular basis. I am looking for someone that I can talk to, joke with, and indulge in a little exploration. I am not looking for a one off, but more of an online relationship. I want to get to know you. (Damn that sounds trite, but it’s true!) I am not looking for a specific body type or even age range. I am looking for a woman that knows what she likes, is willing to put herself out there and allow me along for the ride. Or if you aren’t sure what you like, we can figure it out together.
Okay. That’s me. What I really want right now is to learn about you. How about we start with…
I am a little shy. Well at least to start. Once I warm up I can be a pretty outrageous. On a scale of 1 to 10—1 being outrageously daring and 10 being crippling shy—how shy are you?
I give myself a 6. What about you?
If you are perhaps a 10 and simply too shy to even post. Feel free to PM me your answer.
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