I want to be a pimp

[Linedrive]

I've got the car and the clothes, now I just need some people to pimp out. What qualifications or skills do you have that would make you a good whore, and make me lots of cash...?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I've got the car and the clothes, now I just need some people to pimp out. What qualifications or skills do you have that would make you a good whore, and make me lots of cash...?

None. But can I be part of your "posse"?

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm sure Velvet Jones wrote a book about it. I Wanna Be a Ho was a national bestseller.

 

[Guest]

PVAV

Ew.
But I'd still like to fuck.

 

[red_rose]

Too bad I lost my pimp-mobile. *sigh*

I'd-a liked ta made you mah ho.

You should have been there, Gunny!

 

[sabbathstorm]

Pimpin' eh? Interesting

 

[GuyJD]

I used to have a pimpmobile........1976 Lincoln Continental Town Car. What's your's?

Just a little warning, "PIMPING AIN'T EASY!!!"

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Would Never Have A Pimp Again!

Motherfucker Takes Half And Murder Is Even Worse Than Prostitution

What ARE YOUR Qualifications Fer Being A Pimp?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Gunner....you would be excellent at that job. When you get your applications ready for the ho search send me one.

Sabbath........here you go

 

[MechaBlade]

Well, just look at my title.

I will let you know one thing, though: Pimpin' ain't easy.

 

[GuyJD]

I've got the car and the clothes, now I just need some people to pimp out. What qualifications or skills do you have that would make you a good whore, and make me lots of cash...?

What qualifies you to be a pimp, Gunner?

Do you have the 8 inch platform shoes?

Do you have the diamond in the back Cadillac Eldorado?

How many feathers do you have in your hat?

Man, you ain't representing. YOU'RE NOT KEEPING IT REEAALL!!!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: I want to be a pimp

What qualifies you to be a pimp, Gunner?

Do you have the 8 inch platform shoes?

Do you have the diamond in the back Cadillac Eldorado?

How many feathers do you have in your hat?

Man, you ain't representing. YOU'RE NOT KEEPING IT REEAALL!!!

Don' be dissin' my boy Gunner, or I cap your ass.