I want to be a literotican

MoonWolf said:
Oh....I am.

Oh....sorry....excuse the intrusion....I thought you said lillipution.

*blushes slightly and mutters something about reading more carefully*;)
 
I have nothing.

Just an overwhelming desire to respond to every thread, no matter what...

I'm running for President on the Lit platform...
 
SINthysist said:
I have nothing.

Just an overwhelming desire to respond to every thread, no matter what...

I'm running for President on the Lit platform...

President of what? or whom?;)
 
Why, the world of course. I want nothing to do with piss-ant little jobs like Pres of the US, PM of England, Sec Gen of the UN, etc., etc., etc...,

I wanna run the whole kit and caboodle.

And you all can be in my cabinet!

We'll run things right from the board.

I'll put SD412 in charge of intelligence so he watch for alien conspiracies to take over our world...

I'd put REDWAVE in charge of the department for underwater breathing.

Yayati would get the race-relations post.

KM would be our poet Lauriate (sp?).

I'd put p_p_man in charge of French affairs. Just to get even!
 
SINthysist said:
Why, the world of course. I want nothing to do with piss-ant little jobs like Pres of the US, PM of England, Sec Gen of the UN, etc., etc., etc...,

I wanna run the whole kit and caboodle.

And you all can be in my cabinet!

We'll run things right from the board.

I'll put SD412 in charge of intelligence so he watch for alien conspiracies to take over our world...

I'd put REDWAVE in charge of the department for underwater breathing.

Yayati would get the race-relations post.

KM would be our poet Lauriate (sp?).

I'd put p_p_man in charge of French affairs. Just to get even!


Sounds like a fine plan to me!!

But tell me.......have you found anyone to look after......Internal Affairs???;)
 
You have exquisite taste. Would you like to be the comedy czaress?
 
SINthysist said:
You have exquisite taste. Would you like to be the comedy czaress?

Why yes I would. What does the job pay? Are there any kind of benefits?
 
Bennies! We'll have bennies! Vote for me, I'll promise you the moon!

No wait. You're comedy.

We'll send RisiaSky to the moon...
 
SINthysist said:
Bennies! We'll have bennies! Vote for me, I'll promise you the moon!

No wait. You're comedy.

We'll send RisiaSky to the moon...


Bennies? We get Bennies? I'll take the job!
 
Would it be considered unethical if I registered a few more nicks and voted for you with all of them??

Bennies! We'll have bennies! Vote for me, I'll promise you the moon!



If I can have the Internal Affairs post I'll just make my own benfits package:D
 
It will if we promise lavy that she can be attorney general of the whole world.
 
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