I want to be a lesbian

[Guru]

 

[KillerMuffin]

I want to be a gay man, but what the hell.

Flaunt what you got, baby.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Great now I am thinking about Siren again.

 

[Siren]

Gurunie

 

[LukkyKnight]

Guru, you could attain translesbianism, I believe, but you can't hurry.

 

[Black_Bird]

... Damn!

I want to be a hermaphodite... just so I can flirt with both sexes and still be considered straight.

 

[Siren]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I want to be a gay man, but what the hell.

Flaunt what you got, baby.

Must be time to talk to the Cheffie again

 

[LukkyKnight]

I wanna be Morgy's T-shirt when it's wet.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I wanna be Morgy's T-shirt when it's wet.

Spray me down. I'm all yours.

 

[LukkyKnight]

There's more great lines in that song...

I wanna be the tattoo on your skin
Let me be your bed, bub, when you climb in

I wanna be your lipstick when you lick it
I wanna be your high heels when you kick it...

 

[Etoile]

And they say we don't choose to be gay! But actually, I can't imagine why anybody would want to. It's no fun not being able to marry the person you love.

 

[Guru]

 

[Siren]

 

[Guru]

 

[Siren]

 

[Never]

Etoile:
"And they say we don't choose to be gay! But actually, I can't imagine why anybody would want to. It's no fun not being able to marry the person you love. "

If I had a choice, I would be gay. Actually, sometimes I think I did choose to be gay.

 

[wicked faerie]

some guy's gonna get a surprise

 

[Guru]

 

[Never]

I told you not to show that picture of HighSchoolJock.