I want Shaq to be my new boytoy

[Rubyfruit]

Love your razor wit there, sweetheart.

 

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[Rubyfruit]

Hey babycakes. How are you, doll?

 

[TN_Vixen]

whew good Lord, I thought you were talking about the real shaq, and I thought.. "that ain't no boy"

heh

 

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[Rubyfruit]

whew good Lord, I thought you were talking about the real shaq, and I thought.. "that ain't no boy"

heh

No, but one does wonder how this Shaq, um, measures up.

Foxy, want some ice water?

 

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[Rubyfruit]

Heaving bosom, eh Foxy? Ice?

Ummm.....I've got an idea.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Just my fucking luck.

I want a new fucktoy and he's not around to play with me.

 

[april-wine]

Ready to play.........Waving........

 

[Lasz]

Damnit why can't my name be inserted into this thread. I need you two to talk about me like this!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ready to play.........Waving........

You wouldn't be a fucktoy, April.

You'd be an experience of a lifetime.

 

[april-wine]

You wouldn't be a fucktoy, April.

You'd be an experience of a lifetime.

Sheeeeeeeeesh....LOL, ahhhhhh I doubt that Ruby, hmmmm now whats that #........

 

[Lasz]

who needs this Shaq guy.
I would make a better boy toy anyday!

Laz