i want Santa to be my Daddy,

[dolf]

i want to sit on his lap while he decides if i've been naughty or nice.

i want to be naughty enough that he makes my bottom match his outfit.

i want to feel his beard tickling on my inner thighs.

i want to be nice enough that he gives me a big present.

...am i sick?

 

[center_stage]

Yes, yes, you are.

 

[katiebarthedoor]

you have ruined christmas with this....SMUT!

 

[LadyAria]

i want to sit on his lap while he decides if i've been naughty or nice.

i want to be naughty enough that he makes my bottom match his outfit.

i want to feel his beard tickling on my inner thighs.

i want to be nice enough that he gives me a big present.

...am i sick?

No, but would be hotter fantasy if he wasn't so fat. Buff Santa would be sexi.

 

[katiebarthedoor]

*spank*

 

[dolf]

i'm wearing my christmas stockings just for him...

 

[fluffPE]

Very sick! We knew that already...remember the midget!

 

[dolf]

you have ruined christmas with this....SMUT!

he knows what i've been doing all year...he watches me...in bed, in the bath...

 

[katiebarthedoor]

he knows what i've been doing all year...he watches me...in bed, in the bath...

i'm trying to think of a "stocking stuffer" double entenre, but i'm drawing a blank.
fuck.

 

[snojo]

Why am I all of a sudden fantasizing about a Santa fetish??

 

[Aliea]

Maybe he'll stuff your stocking with a huge package.

 

[dolf]

No, but would be hotter fantasy if he wasn't so fat. Buff Santa would be sexi.

it's a thick suit, because it's cold at the north pole!

underneath he's thick but not fat.

and...thick.

 

[katiebarthedoor]

Maybe he'll stuff your stocking with a huge package.

THANK YOU.

god...

 

[dolf]

red, lace topped, fishnet stockings...to match his suit.

 

[LadyAria]

it's a thick suit, because it's cold at the north pole!

underneath he's thick but not fat.

and...thick.

Okay, as long as it is a down coat making the belly bulge...then it is hot. I've always loved twinkling blue eyes.

 

[Duke*72]

your a ho ho ho!!!!

 

[dolf]

your a ho ho ho!!!!

it took 26 minutes for someone to make that post!

*sigh*

 

[Matthew Craig]

How many times has this thread been done.. And who actually gives a fuck. Lastly.. Santa is a fat motherfucker. WITH a beard.

dolf, you seriously should be put out of your own misery soon. Just gets some sleeping pills and a bottle of whiskey or something. Fuck..

 

[fgarvb1]

i want to sit on his lap while he decides if i've been naughty or nice.

i want to be naughty enough that he makes my bottom match his outfit.

i want to feel his beard tickling on my inner thighs.

i want to be nice enough that he gives me a big present.

...am i sick?

dolf, I don't know if you are sick or not.

However, I do wish you were MY Christmas present!

Do I hear a "Hell YES" from the crowd?

 

[Lost Cause]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a225/unite1776/happybetty.jpg

Buh-bum.. buh-bum...
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5a08c5FFH8

 

[marshalt]

paging dr. Freud...

 

[LadyAria]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a225/unite1776/happybetty.jpg

Yummy, Betty.

 

[JustSkye]

yummy, dolf!

 

[bronzeage]

My Christmas card this year.

http://members.aol.com/rkp51x/betty.jpg

 

[Lasz]

Wasen't there a Billy Bob Thorton movie with this as a plot?