I want LINT

[Laurel]

Yes, LINT.

 

[Mischka]

Have you checked your belly button? That's where I store mine.

 

[Tantanah]

Why???

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Mr. La Fay has bunch in his belly button. I will save it up for you and send you monthly mailings

 

[red_rose]

You crazy kitty.

http://www.bakedbeats.com/poptart/images/lint.jpg

 

[TWB]

I just washed and dried ANOTHER load of laundry.

I have plenty.

Wanna See?

 

[Laurel]

Hooray!

I like dryer lint, especially when I'm using fabric softener sheets.

 

[red_rose]

Hooray!

I like dryer lint, especially when I'm using fabric softener sheets.

If you stuff it into the cups of an empty egg carton (the cardboard kind) and pour hot wax over the top, they make killer firestarters.

Trust me.

I used to be a Girl Scout.

 

[Starfish]

If you had said lindt I would have hooked you up with these...






http://www.lindt.com/international/images/splash/chocolates.jpg

 

[TWB]

Makes great pulp for papermaking, too.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Yes, LINT.

For which language? C? C++? Java?

Oh, you mean clothes lint! Why on the earth would you want that? Are you developing some kind of obsession with lint? You know, they have medication for that kind of stuff - I've heard it works wonders.

 

[sch00lteacher]

http://www.bluegalaxy.org/images/lint.jpg

Belly button lint has been studied for many centuries
because of its many strange and wondrous oddities.
Scientists agree on most things about belly button lint,
but one of their biggest disputes is why the spelling of
each type of lint always starts with the letter V. They have debated the
reason for a long time, but have only come up with a few obscure
theories, the most popular being mass hypnotism. No one really knows
why they all start with the letter V. There are two families of belly
button lints, and any lint can belong to either family. The VAULTED lints
are found on an outy belly button, and the VALLEY lints are found on an
inny belly button.

The VAINGLORIOUS genus of belly button lint contains several strains of
odd lints. This genus is characterized by the way it shows off and can be
found in many shapes, including, but not limited to, animals, flags,
people, etc. The most intelligent lint of the VAINGLORIOUS genus is the
VULCAN strain. In medieval times it was thought to have come from a
planet between Mercury and the Sun, but we now know that it came
from another galaxy. It was brought to our planet by Mr. Spock of the
U.S. Starship Enterprise when the ship passed through a time warp. The
VALENTINE strain of belly button lint is rare and beautiful. It is
VAINGLORIOUS, always found in the shape of a heart, and it has just a
little bit of chocolate in it. This lint started the tradition of giving
chocolate hearts on Valentine’s Day. Perhaps the most unusual of the
VAINGLORIOUS genus of belly button lints is the VALENCE lint. It begins,
of course, at the belly button, but it hangs down very low, sometimes
reaching the floor.

The VENAL genus of belly button lint is bothersome, but it is not evil in
nature. The VAMP strain of VENAL lint is of the female gender, and only
found on a human male’s belly button. It is very crafty and seduces the
man into letting it stay there permanently. The VINEGAR strain of VENAL
lint has an awful, putrid smell to it. The VERMILION strain is bright red,
and has a bad habit of grabbing food off the shelves if you go into a
grocery store. All of the VENAL lints, excepting the VAMP strain, belong
to the sub-strain of VAGABOND lint because they never stay on one
person for very long.

The most treacherous belly button lints belong to the VICIOUS or so
called VERMIN genus. If lint from the VERMIN genus crosses the path of
lint from the VAINGLORIOUS genus, they fight to the death; then the
VULTURE lints show up to devour the dead. You have to keep a close
eye on the VANDAL strain of VERMIN belly button lint because it is very
experienced in the use of spray paint and quite good at body graffiti;
however, it is uncommon. The strain of VAMPIRE belly button lint is
dangerous. If you have enough of it, you get very sick, and a few people
have actually died from it. VAMPIRE lint is parasitic and lives off of the
blood that it sucks through its host’s belly button. It is usually immortal,
but it can be killed. You must go outside during the day, lift your shirt,
and expose the VAMPIRE lint to direct sunlight. The VOODOO strain of
lint is wily and evil. It uses sorcery on its host to refrain the person from
killing it. The most dangerous and deadly of the VERMIN belly button
lints is the VENOM lint. Its bite is as deadly as a Coral snake’s. If treated
in time, you have a 25% chance of survival.

There are, of course, many other VARIOUS types of belly button lint, but
they are rather uncommon and therefore, I have not mentioned them.
My theory as to why each kind of belly button lint begins with the letter V
is that the VOODOO lint placed a curse on all mankind just to be
VICIOUS.

Copyright (c) 1986. All Rights Reserved - Ladyblue

 

[April]

*digging in pocket*

Here you go.

 

[TWB]

http://www.bluegalaxy.org/images/lint.jpg

Belly button lint has been studied for many centuries
because of its many strange and wondrous oddities.
Scientists agree on most things about belly button lint,
but one of their biggest disputes is why the spelling of
each type of lint always starts with the letter V. They have debated the
reason for a long time, but have only come up with a few obscure
theories, the most popular being mass hypnotism. No one really knows
why they all start with the letter V. There are two families of belly
button lints, and any lint can belong to either family. The VAULTED lints
are found on an outy belly button, and the VALLEY lints are found on an
inny belly button.

The VAINGLORIOUS genus of belly button lint contains several strains of
odd lints. This genus is characterized by the way it shows off and can be
found in many shapes, including, but not limited to, animals, flags,
people, etc. The most intelligent lint of the VAINGLORIOUS genus is the
VULCAN strain. In medieval times it was thought to have come from a
planet between Mercury and the Sun, but we now know that it came
from another galaxy. It was brought to our planet by Mr. Spock of the
U.S. Starship Enterprise when the ship passed through a time warp. The
VALENTINE strain of belly button lint is rare and beautiful. It is
VAINGLORIOUS, always found in the shape of a heart, and it has just a
little bit of chocolate in it. This lint started the tradition of giving
chocolate hearts on Valentine’s Day. Perhaps the most unusual of the
VAINGLORIOUS genus of belly button lints is the VALENCE lint. It begins,
of course, at the belly button, but it hangs down very low, sometimes
reaching the floor.

The VENAL genus of belly button lint is bothersome, but it is not evil in
nature. The VAMP strain of VENAL lint is of the female gender, and only
found on a human male’s belly button. It is very crafty and seduces the
man into letting it stay there permanently. The VINEGAR strain of VENAL
lint has an awful, putrid smell to it. The VERMILION strain is bright red,
and has a bad habit of grabbing food off the shelves if you go into a
grocery store. All of the VENAL lints, excepting the VAMP strain, belong
to the sub-strain of VAGABOND lint because they never stay on one
person for very long.

The most treacherous belly button lints belong to the VICIOUS or so
called VERMIN genus. If lint from the VERMIN genus crosses the path of
lint from the VAINGLORIOUS genus, they fight to the death; then the
VULTURE lints show up to devour the dead. You have to keep a close
eye on the VANDAL strain of VERMIN belly button lint because it is very
experienced in the use of spray paint and quite good at body graffiti;
however, it is uncommon. The strain of VAMPIRE belly button lint is
dangerous. If you have enough of it, you get very sick, and a few people
have actually died from it. VAMPIRE lint is parasitic and lives off of the
blood that it sucks through its host’s belly button. It is usually immortal,
but it can be killed. You must go outside during the day, lift your shirt,
and expose the VAMPIRE lint to direct sunlight. The VOODOO strain of
lint is wily and evil. It uses sorcery on its host to refrain the person from
killing it. The most dangerous and deadly of the VERMIN belly button
lints is the VENOM lint. Its bite is as deadly as a Coral snake’s. If treated
in time, you have a 25% chance of survival.

There are, of course, many other VARIOUS types of belly button lint, but
they are rather uncommon and therefore, I have not mentioned them.
My theory as to why each kind of belly button lint begins with the letter V
is that the VOODOO lint placed a curse on all mankind just to be
VICIOUS.

Copyright (c) 1986. All Rights Reserved - Ladyblue

I never knew. . .