I want a woman...

[Modern Mephisto]

A woman who can best be described as a cooking, cleaning, cock-sucking machine who's also a gifted conversationalist with a love of the arts, a fondness for animals (not in that way), and a zest for life.

Oh, and a great ass would be nice, too.

 

[Sunnygrl]

hmmm...can she just hire someone to clean??

 

[Modern Mephisto]

hmmm...can she just hire someone to clean??

I don't know. That smacks of laziness. And it gives me pause, wondering if this same laziness might not bleed over into other areas. And there's nothing worse than a lazy, half-hearted blowjob, you know?

 

[lily4u]

Well... as someone who only gives full-hearted blow-jobs, all that cleaning might wear me out. I'll cook up a storm. And I don't mind running the vacuum around in my black, lace-topped stockings and stilettos as a bit of a come-on... but would rather spend the day laying in bed with my lover.

 

[Sunnygrl]

I don't know. That smacks of laziness. And it gives me pause, wondering if this same laziness might not bleed over into other areas. And there's nothing worse than a lazy, half-hearted blowjob, you know?

Acutally, I don't!

 

[skittles_lm]

Since I am already someone elses bitch-kitty, I'm not your girl...

But I did want to say that I love, love, love your ad! Good luck, I hope you find exactly the industrious little cock-sucker you are looking for.

 

[LadyAria]

A man who can best be described as a cooking, cleaning, ass-kissing machine who's also a gifted conversationalist with a love of the rope arts, a fondness for bitches (in that way), and a zest for life.

Oh, and a great ass would be nice, too.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Well... as someone who only gives full-hearted blow-jobs, all that cleaning might wear me out. I'll cook up a storm. And I don't mind running the vacuum around in my black, lace-topped stockings and stilettos as a bit of a come-on... but would rather spend the day laying in bed with my lover.

In that case, I'll just need to see your ass and we can move on to the next stage of the interview.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

A man who can best be described as a cooking, cleaning, ass-kissing machine who's also a gifted conversationalist with a love of the rope arts, a fondness for bitches (in that way), and a zest for life.

Oh, and a great ass would be nice, too.

Yes, yes. We've discussed our complete incompatibility before. There's simply no way a relationship can work with two Doms.

 

[LadyAria]

Yes, yes. We've discussed our complete incompatibility before. There's simply no way a relationship can work with two Doms.

True, unless a third party provides mutual entertainment.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

True, unless a third party provides mutual entertainment.

But, between the two of us, I'm not sure that third person would survive.

 

[LadyAria]

But, between the two of us, I'm not sure that third person would survive.

Oh, that's suppose to be bad?

*innocent look*

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Oh, that's suppose to be bad?

*innocent look*

Well, the variety imposed by ever-changing third parties would be fun, but sooner or later it'll become a bitch to find replacements.

 

[LadyAria]

Well, the variety imposed by ever-changing third parties would be fun, but sooner or later it'll become a bitch to find replacements.

And the garden will get crowded.

*sigh*

I see where this is going.