I want a sexpot.

[parodyluvr75]

Please apply below.

Applications with penis pictures get special consideration.

 

[Tryharder62]

All I could find was the penis tea pot. I guess the sex is up to you.

http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/penis-tea-pot-1.jpg

 

[pointless]

you should try sex while high on pot. it's way better. coke/speed also works but you gotta watch for the blood pressure spikes. there's nothing sadder than a super sensitive, but completely limp penis.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I prefer drunk sex, if I'm altered.

All I could find was the penis tea pot. I guess the sex is up to you.

http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/penis-tea-pot-1.jpg

That is a sexy pot, but I've never sexed a pot.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Suck it baby...Suck it hard!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/30/83/b0/3083b0861b9ca5b0b37d8697c82ad815.jpg

 

[butters]

Please apply below.

Applications with penis pictures get special consideration.

better a sex pot than a piss pot

 

[parodyluvr75]

Suck it baby...Suck it hard!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/30/83/b0/3083b0861b9ca5b0b37d8697c82ad815.jpg

You're always so romantic.

better a sex pot than a piss pot

True.

 

[bronzeage]

better a sex pot than a piss pot

There are websites for both preferences.

 

[Riles]

I have a spare wok...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Almost the same as a penis?

 

[Riles]

I prefer dick, among friends.

 

[Lancecastor]

https://mbracedefreak.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/ghost-pottery-wheel.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

How are your pottery skills?

 

[Lancecastor]

Pretty good. I used to take pottery classes as a way to meet grrrls.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Good to know. You're a crafty one, aren't you?

 

[BiTodd]

https://mbracedefreak.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/ghost-pottery-wheel.jpg

if he was really into pot he might have survived the cancer.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Aren't you just a big box of rocks, dear.

 

[BiTodd]

Aren't you just a big box of rocks, dear.

basalt with veins of pyrite.