I want a blowjob

[Sillyman]

Or at least a really nice game of crazy 8s. Preferably the blowjob, but hell it gets lonely on a Sunday night/monday morning.

 

[RastaPope]

The question is...who from? If you could have anyone do it.


I wouldn't mind Britney...or Sarah Michelle Gellar...Eliza Dushku maybe..

 

[Sillyman]

The question is...who from? If you could have anyone do it.

Well, I don't tend to fantasize about celebrities much, but there are a lot of women here who would do very well for instance. Plus there are one or two women I know in real life who would be great if they weren't attached *sigh*

I mean god, I could just go down the list of Lit women: Alexandraaah, Ruby, Ameliaishornee, Jailbait (I'll risk it), Strawberry Pez, Foxinsox, Mona, emerald eyed, mistressastra, red rose, there really are just too many.

Plus a sweet friend of mine who is too far away in so many senses

 

[RastaPope]

Well, I don't tend to fantasize about celebrities much, but there are a lot of women here who would do very well for instance. Plus there are one or two women I know in real life who would be great if they weren't attached *sigh*

Actually, now that I've been thinking about it, my stable of people I know....there's a few who supercede everyone else...I used to work in a place that was just plain WRONG with dames I'd like to...share with.

 

[Guest]

 

[Sillyman]

Actually, now that I've been thinking about it, my stable of people I know....there's a few who supercede everyone else...I used to work in a place that was just plain WRONG with dames I'd like to...share with.

What kind of a place was it?

At my old job, there were these cute little mexican girls who would come in every day. They were so hot looking, but they said they were too young to date.

 

[Sillyman]

*licks lips*

Oh hello Emerald. Nice to see you show up. Y'know I never did get to give you that B-day spanking...

 

[RastaPope]

A large retail store, trendy with the hot girls. Ask Amish-Pope, we worked there for years...Staff and customers both disgustingly hot....Those were the days, man...those were truly the days. Like the days I'll miss when I'm old and grey.

 

[Sillyman]

Retail stores do get a lot of hot women. They tend to be preferred for floor walkers, since they can be so sweet and disarming and can convince old fat guys to buy stuff by saying how great it makes their ass look.

 

[RastaPope]

Retail stores do get a lot of hot women. They tend to be preferred for floor walkers, since they can be so sweet and disarming and can convince old fat guys to buy stuff by saying how great it makes their ass look.

Books/Music, actually.

 

[Guest]

 

[Sillyman]

mmmmmmmmmmm
can you tell I am really hot right now? Might be time to get the vibrator out again.

Please, go get it. I'd love to work it over you while I give you that spanking

 

[Sillyman]

Books/Music, actually.

Oh, then to bring in the young dumb guys just coming to pick up a Playboy then hmm?

 

[RastaPope]

Oh, then to bring in the young dumb guys just coming to pick up a Playboy then hmm?

Most of our male business was young guys coming in for cd's or cliff's notes...and older guys who came in thinking we were a fucking library. Cocksuckers.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Cocksuckers.

Isn't that gaylord activity? I thought you weren't allowed?

 

[Sillyman]

Most of our male business was young guys coming in for cd's or cliff's notes...and older guys who came in thinking we were a fucking library. Cocksuckers.

Seen those fuckers. Hate 'em. Buy the book or go to the library people.


I worked in a facory, like I said, so it was primarily full of anti-social guys.

 

[RastaPope]

Isn't that gaylord activity? I thought you weren't allowed?

They were, not me.

And some of the female staff...good god, never known such a collection of sexy broads anywhere...

 

[RastaPope]

Seen those fuckers. Hate 'em. Buy the book or go to the library people.


I worked in a facory, like I said, so it was primarily full of anti-social guys.

What really burned me was this store was in a very upper-class area...million dollars houses...Guys would leave piles of books a foot deep all over the goddamned store.



But I guess I really can't talk, since I haven't bought a cd in...oh...5 years. Been burning from usenet ever since.

 

[Sillyman]

What really burned me was this store was in a very upper-class area...million dollars houses...Guys would leave piles of books a foot deep all over the goddamned store.



But I guess I really can't talk, since I haven't bought a cd in...oh...5 years. Been burning from usenet ever since.

Don't blame you. I hated Wal-Mart ever since I quit working there.

They are usually the same lazy assholes no matter what neighborhood it's in. Usually the upper middle class types think everyone on the planet was born to suck their cock anyway.

 

[Sillyman]

I am just a new boy
A stranger in this town
Where are all the good times
Who's gonna show this stranger around?

Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman
Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl

Will some woman in this desert land
make me feel like a real man
take this rock and roll refuge
Ooooh Babe set me free

Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman
Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl

 

[koalabear]

Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman
Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl

Hell I'll take a clean one with or without knee pads!

 

[Sillyman]

Hell I'll take a clean one with or without knee pads!

Nah, I need myself a nice and nasty girl right now. Clean is great most of the time, but right now I'm in a mood.

 

[Sillyman]

Me on the left as usual.

 

[Cibo]

I want a blowjob too...

 

[amelia]

did somebody call me?