I wanna

[sunstruck]

I wanna sing while Purple Haze plays guitar.

I wanna watch a South Park marathon in my jammies with Raw Humor and brokenbrainwave.

I wanna dance with Dixon Carter Lee till my feet can't take anymore.

I wanna take a road trip with Never.

I wanna go to the zoo with Lasher.

I wanna people watch in Central Park with Rambling Rose.

I wanna critique gay porn with Rubyfruit and Queersetti.

I wanna shop in the city with Glamorilla.

I wanna take Minkey Boodle to the MET.

I wanna day at a beauty salon with Angel and Pyper.

I wanna bike the Cape trail with P.B. Walker.

I wanna fly kites with Laurel.

I wanna have a food fight with Problem Child and TNVixen.

I wanna go to a state fair with Perky.

I wanna make Thanksgiving dinner with Nora.

I wanna make Modest Mouse watch several hours of Looney Tunes with me.

I wanna have a water gun fight with Killer Muffin.

I wanna record a ska song with InternationalFunBoy.


It's not a list really, so if you're not on there it's only because I haven't figured out what I want to do with you yet.

 

[Purple Haze]

Do you know "Cab Driver"?

 

[sunstruck]

Do you know "Cab Driver"?

"Cab driver once more `round the block
never mind the ticket or the clock
I only wish we could have any talk
cab driver once more `round the block"

That one? I know the chorus and the melody. lol I could learn the verses.

 

[Purple Haze]

Bitchin'.

How about a duet, with Rubyfruit.

Between numbers, you can french...

 

[MWG]

I want to conduct bayonet practice with Hanns as the dummy, hanging from the rafters.

I want to attend a Ted Nugent concert with Morcheeba.

I want to tease P.B. Walker just enough to inspire another one of his rant/story threads.

I want to have beer and bar-be-que with Bob_Bytchin and katelync.

I want to go Prada shopping with Queersetti and glam.

I want to co-author a story with Muffie.

I want to have a night of unabashed mischief around town with InternationalFunboy.

I want to play Trivial Pursuit against The Heretic.

I want to organise a mud-wrestling tournament between Mia and Cheyenne.

I want to have an hour-long conversation with Kain, just for old time's sake.

I want to get together with Lasher and throw rotten produce at LovingTongue after pouring sugar in his gas tank.

EDIT - I want to chaperone another dinner with HeavyStick and Miss Lick.

 

[sunstruck]

Bitchin'.

How about a duet, with Rubyfruit.

Between numbers, you can french...

You mean it won't be part of the act?

 

[Purple Haze]

Absolutely, live girls kissing and singing.

I'll play my organ...

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I wanna have one of those old talks with Marxist.

I wanna take April Wine and SweetCherry out for dinner and theatre.

I wanna make and serve lunch to bluespoke.

I wanna cuddle teddybear4play.

I wanna go for coffee and shopping with Glam.

 

[sunstruck]

Absolutely, live girls kissing and singing.

I'll play my organ...

Talk about your big finales!

 

[Cleopatra]

I see shopping with Glam is a universal want. Count me in!

 

[NonSexWithHer]

You want to "not have sex with me."

Cheereerios!

 

[sunstruck]

You want to "not have sex with me."

Cheereerios!

You must be pschyic.

 

[NonSexWithHer]

You must be pschyic.

You must be dsylexik.

 

[RegisteredTroll]

I want to have an hour-long conversation with Kain, just for old time's sake.

)

Why? He dumped your ass and you were fucking around while engaged.

Great solid marriage on the road ahead.

 

[honeylick]

rock with you... all night
dance you into day... sunlight

 

[honeylick]

-stutter-

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I wanna put Mariah Carey and Celine Dion in a show with Sigfreid and Roy's tigers.

I wanna make everyone use the same name and address whenever they sign up for grocery store "Club Cards", and I want it to be the name and address of the marketing guy who invented "Club Cards".

I wanna see a movie about con-men that doesn't have six twist endings.

I wanna go back in time and videotape the last three years of Jesus' life for a PBS documentary called "Christ, they're saying WHAT about me?"

I wanna make up the titles for the rest of Al Franken's books, and I wanna take them all from Purple Haze thread titles.

 

[sunstruck]

rock with you... all night
dance you into day... sunlight

Ahh, the unavoidable Michael Jackson reference. LOL

I wanna add Honeylick to my gay porn critisism night.

 

[NonSexWithHer]

Why? He dumped your ass and you were fucking around while engaged.

Great solid marriage on the road ahead.

Filing this under the category of

http://www.nutellausa.com/img/nut-info-nutella-jar.jpg

 

[honeylick]

Re: Re: I wanna

Ahh, the unavoidable Michael Jackson reference. LOL

I wanna add Honeylick to my gay porn critisism night.

i love gay porn.

rawr.

 

[Killswitch]

I see shopping with Glam is a universal want. Count me in!

Maybe he doesnt like shopping. Im giving him the benefit of the doubt that he isnt a sterotypical feminine campy queer into everything womanly.

Youd probably be better off just buying one of those cute dogs that goes in your cars rear window and wags its tail when you signal a turn.

 

[WARMACHINE]

I want P P MAN to eat the peanuts out of my shit......

 

[Angel]

Shopping is womanly, and Fredericks of Hollywood is bad.


God, your marriage must suck.

 

[MWG]

Maybe he doesnt like shopping. Im giving him the benefit of the doubt that he isnt a sterotypical feminine campy queer into everything womanly.

Youd probably be better off just buying one of those cute dogs that goes in your cars rear window and wags its tail when you signal a turn.

Killswitch, must EVERYTHING you say betray how much of a fucking homophobic dickhead you are?

 

[sunstruck]

Killswitch, must EVERYTHING you say betray how much of a fucking homophobic dickhead you are?

I actually prefer that to the "I'm a nice guy, ladies come play with me" bullshit he tries. Some people are that stupid.

Oh, and Glam does love clothes. It's a requirement for being a designer, not a gay man.