i wanna kitten.

[killallhippies]

but only until it's not cute anymore. that's why i won't get one. also, the litter box thing.

still, a kitten would be awesome.

 

[naughtycakes]

I hate cats. I'm allergic.

Some friends have this little white kitten, though, so cute. Has this feral look about it. They train it to kill lizards, then mice, then fish. But I'm sure it'll stop being cute when it gets bigger.

 

[killallhippies]

they always do, but until they do they are among the cutest things to ever walk the face of the earth. only puppies, babies andbaby hamsters after they get their hair can even come close to competing.

 

[Image]

I like when they jump sideways on ankle attack...

 

[Lorilei]

It's all fun and games till you have to empty the litterbox.

 

[KingOrfeo]

but only until it's not cute anymore. that's why i won't get one. also, the litter box thing.

still, a kitten would be awesome.

A kitten?! How horny are you?!

 

[killallhippies]

It's all fun and games till you have to empty the litterbox.

tell me about it. i got pink eye once because i realized i forgot to change the litter box right before i had to walk out the door to go to work and i didn't have time to go back up the stairs and wash my hands. that shit sucked. that cat didn't last long. not because of that. it was just really fucking annoying, so it went back home. it was for the best. the dumb fuck couldn't catch a mouse to save its life.

 

[blobfish]

Why do people think cats are clean? I've got some news for you: if you walk around in a box full of sand and excrement, you're not clean, and the same goes for your cat.

 

[killallhippies]

anyone who has ever been clawed by a cat knows how unclean they are.

 

[blobfish]

anyone who has ever been clawed by a cat knows how unclean they are.

You talkin' Nugent?

 

[warrior queen]

All pets are unclean.
You just need to decide how much uncleanliness you can live with.

 

[blobfish]

All pets are unclean.
You just need to decide how much uncleanliness you can live with.

That is true! What do you suppose is the least clean pet? I'm going with sloth.

 

[BossMan62]

Sea monkeys are cool!!

 

[killallhippies]

goldfish spend their entire lives swimming through their own shit.

 

[blobfish]

goldfish spend their entire lives swimming through their own shit.

Goldfish shit is good fertilizer. If you can grow carrots in it, then it's safe.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Sea monkeys are cool!!

But they don't compare with nancies!

 

[BossMan62]

But they don't compare with nancies!

lol I want some of those, i love Nancy.

 

[warrior queen]

That is true! What do you suppose is the least clean pet? I'm going with sloth.

Least clean DOMESTIC pet...
Dog.

 

[colddiesel]

Least clean DOMESTIC pet...
Dog.

Our dog is spotless, it licks its own dick clean and any other dogs ass which makes itself available!

 

[warrior queen]

Our dog is spotless, it licks its own dick clean and any other dogs ass which makes itself available!

And then it licks you....
Hello?!!!

 

[fair_warning]

Least clean DOMESTIC lifeform...
People.

I fear peeps germs more than my dogs!

 

[warrior queen]

I fear peeps germs more than my dogs!

I am borderline OCD.
I hear you loud and clear

 

[killallhippies]

i still want a kitten. germs or no.

 

[bronzeage]

i still want a kitten. germs or no.

Right now, I have 10 kittens. When these are large enough to spayed or neutered, they will be adopted by responsible loving people and I'll get some more. They come here at about 4 weeks old and stay until sometime around 10 weeks. In the past 4 years, I've had about 300 kittens.

If you like kittens, that's the way to do it.

 

[killallhippies]

lucky fucker.

sadly, i actually really can't have one. my dog is scared of them. it's both sad and funny.