I wanna kill the Crazy Frog.

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I don't know how global the little annoying mobile phone frioggy has gone, but oh, I wish he'd get off my damn TV screen! The adverts for his ringrone are driving me totoally barmy. In fact, I want to take the crazy frog and pin him down, chop off his little froggy penis (which hides behind a black ox on the TV ads) and then sew up his big gob so he can no longer make such horrid little noises.

If I cannot do this, I may resort to doing the same as this guy...

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/crazy_frog.jpg
 
English Lady said:
Now that would work!!! :devil:

Especially if the frog were live when you fed it off to the snake. You could watch its little body twitch and squirm until it just couldn't twitch and squirm anymore. :rolleyes:
 
matriarch said:
You don't know anything about it?? Good god, even I, who lives away from the tv and soaps and all things similar, knows about it.

And EL is right......it drives you crazy!!

It does look vaguely familiar, but no, I really don't know anything about it. :(
 
Halonhorns....I like the way you think!


Mat...completely crackers, I just watched ER on E4 (i know, it's sad but i'm addicted!) and the damn frog was on TWICE in each advert break..in an hour long programme thats EIGHT times!!!!


Though I might just have found salvation...


www.Ihatecrazyfrog.com


I like those people :)
 
My mobile rings. That's it.

It does send and accept text messages. I know it does because my youngest daughter showed me how. I forgot as soon as she'd gone.

Somewhere in there it has a telephone directory. If I could find it, it would be useless because it hasn't been updated since eldest daughter installed it and as she tends to transpose numbers it was wrong from the beginning.

My phone rings. I answer it. That's it.

If my car breaks down I ring the Automobile Association.

The phone came with ten pounds worth of calls. After 5 years I have just topped it up.

And yes I find that bloody frog annoying. Send him to France. They can eat him.

Og
 
I hate mobil phones. The only reason I can think for one (for me) is if i am stuck in the middle of no where. And even then I would rather walk than call for help.


I am ok with others having them. I just hate the idea that I can be "gotten in touch with" no matter the time or where I am.


Yes yes I know, "turn it off" but than someone just complains that I never answered.


.....i no longer have said phone.
 
English Lady said:
I don't know how global the little annoying mobile phone frioggy has gone, but oh, I wish he'd get off my damn TV screen! The adverts for his ringrone are driving me totoally barmy. In fact, I want to take the crazy frog and pin him down, chop off his little froggy penis (which hides behind a black ox on the TV ads) and then sew up his big gob so he can no longer make such horrid little noises.

If I cannot do this, I may resort to doing the same as this guy...

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/crazy_frog.jpg

I don't watch much TV, but I'm sick of his internet ads. Kill him!
 
Must be a Brit thing. I haven't seen him over here yet.
(I did see an ad for Gangster Elmo on the news the other day. Kinda strange if you ask me.)

Cat
 
It's not just him. It's the fucking dragon and the little bird as well. You just can't get away from the bloody things.

Did you know, frogs are poikilothermic? Anyone fancy doing the legendary experiment with a pan of water and hte crazy frog?

The Earl
 
It's a European thing. I don't think the bozos that makes those fucking annoying signal and those fucking annoying ads operate on the US market. Yet.

#L
 
Liar said:
It's a European thing. I don't think the bozos that makes those fucking annoying signal and those fucking annoying ads operate on the US market. Yet.

#L


We just get our own set of annoying bozos and ads
 
Anything that can get EL that riled up should automatically be classified as a weapon of mass revulsion.

I'd never encountered Crazy Frog either, until this cry for surcease of sorrow came from EL. But now that I've actually seen and heard the thing, oh the horror, the horror.

My only sense of relief comes from knowing this thread about killing frogs was not aimed at our beloved, Lit froggie. :p

Og, please allow me a most sincere AMEN! to your comments about those tools of the devil, cell phones.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
English Lady said:
I don't know how global the little annoying mobile phone frioggy has gone, but oh, I wish he'd get off my damn TV screen! The adverts for his ringrone are driving me totoally barmy. In fact, I want to take the crazy frog and pin him down, chop off his little froggy penis (which hides behind a black ox on the TV ads) and then sew up his big gob so he can no longer make such horrid little noises.

If I cannot do this, I may resort to doing the same as this guy...

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/crazy_frog.jpg

Can we kill off Sweetie the Chick too?

I know the Frog has made it across the Pond (bad pun, down, DOWN!) because there were ads for it while I was in Oklahoma... *screams*
 
og....this annoying frog wouldn't get anywhere near my phone i can tellyou that *L* Not a mobile fan myself either -I buy £10 of credit about yearly i think*L*

bigntall...no one uses my phone to contact me unless i am at my sisters and then she contacts me on my mobile when i'm coming in on the train or if we get seperated when shopping...it's handy for that :)

James...my hubby was on a site last night and he ran his mouse over a crazy frog ad by mistake...arrghhhhh the noise!!!

Seacat...gangster Elmo?*chuckles* Now I love Elmo...


Earl, oh yes I know! I mean the dragon looks cute-but the damn adverts-argghh! I don't wath much TV but occassionally I will slip over to a music channel whilst tidying or writing or something....I won't now! Radio all the way baby...(as long as its not a commercial radio station..I heard the damn frog in my sisters car last time i went!)

Liar...annoying doesn't even begin to descrbe the thing *L*

Rumple, Aww you're precious! I love the lit froggy :p he's cute! It's theblue, penis wiggling, noise making one that I want to squish and maim and torture :)

JL....yup we can pluck sweetie the chick,then make it ieat it's own fluffy feathers :)
 
TheEarl said:
It's not just him. It's the fucking dragon and the little bird as well. You just can't get away from the bloody things.

Did you know, frogs are poikilothermic? Anyone fancy doing the legendary experiment with a pan of water and hte crazy frog?

The Earl

Who needs to experiment? I'm just throwing the cunt in the blender.
 
Just-Legal said:
Can we kill off Sweetie the Chick too?
In germany we have them, too but it's that fucking crocodile, that makes everyone here run amok.... :D

I'm so glad I don't watch TV... :D
 
Little Bird said:
In germany we have them, too but it's that fucking crocodile, that makes everyone here run amok.... :D

I'm so glad I don't watch TV... :D
Let's see what do we have?

A frog on an imaginary bike.
A chicken with a bad lip sync.
A totally camp demon.
A dragon (?) that moonwalks worse than I do.
A bee that makes me wish I was a rolled up newspaper.

Haven't seen no crocodile yet. Unless that was the dragon.

#L
 
Wonky-I likeyour approach!

Little Bird (hey there, not seen you in ages!) I don't watch much TV...but 8 times the damn frog was on in the hour I watched ER. 8 times!!!!!


Liar...I think the dragon is kinda cute to look at..but thats as far as it goes *L*
 
I actually haven't heard that frog much. I only knew of him through the TV news a couple of months back. The guy who made that ring signal is Swedish. He said he's good at doing voices and sounds, so he one day recorded the sound for that ringtone and emailed to his friends. Before he knew it it was all over the internet!

Hm, and I would hate him with a passion if he was in every commercial break...
 
EL - I am with you - I would blast the stupid little frog thing into oblivion - I love my mobile phone - couldn't live without it now - but I really don't need the crap rigntone things - I heard they were going to bring the frog thing out as a single! Be prepared!!
 
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