I wanna fuck the cable guy

[bad kitty]

I just had a visit from the sexiest cable guy Ihave ever seen. When he flashed me a smile that made me instantly wet and asked if there was anything else I needed, I wanted to say "An orgasm." Alas I said, "no." It was the perfect time too. the kids were ready for a nap, plenty of free time. I should have taken the chance and said screw the fear of rejection and making myself look like a fool. Instead, I just had to take my toy and relieve the tension. It just wasn't the same.

They have the perfect job ya know. They get to go into houses all day with horny house wives. I wonder how many get fucked in a day? No time constraints, no office. All the opportunity in the world.

Anyone have stories to share?

 

[Oscuridad]

Knew I chose the wrong career.

*sneaks up and tickles your bottom... oh and 'stalk'*

 

[glorfindale39]

I just had a visit from the sexiest cable guy Ihave ever seen. When he flashed me a smile that made me instantly wet and asked if there was anything else I needed, I wanted to say "An orgasm." Alas I said, "no." It was the perfect time too. the kids were ready for a nap, plenty of free time. I should have taken the chance and said screw the fear of rejection and making myself look like a fool. Instead, I just had to take my toy and relieve the tension. It just wasn't the same.

They have the perfect job ya know. They get to go into houses all day with horny house wives. I wonder how many get fucked in a day? No time constraints, no office. All the opportunity in the world.

Anyone have stories to share?

I'll put on my cable guy uniform and be right over....

 

[Guest]

 

[Romial]

edit because I shouldn't post when I'm tired

 

[Oscuridad]

Is that a contractor but crack reference?

 

[Lasz]

You should of asked you had nothing to lose!

and everytime your cable broke after that you would get instant service.

Plus he could of hooked you up with some free movie channels.

 

[bad kitty]

I can just see him back at HQ

"yeah guys, had another ugly frustrated housewife wanting to screw me...I made out like I didn't notice her advances"

Now I am ugly too? Wow. Hanns has a crush on me.

 

[honeylick]

edited

big girls need loving too.
-wink-

 

[juicylips]

 

[bad kitty]

I know someone on here has fucked a cable guy....

 

[juicylips]

You should of asked you had nothing to lose!

and everytime your cable broke after that you would get instant service.

Plus he could of hooked you up with some free movie channels.

Wow, Laz...fuck college..you have a bright career in the cable industry.

 

[Romial]

Hey I just woke up a few minutes ago, cut me a break.

 

[Guest]

 

[juicylips]

Hey I just woke up a few minutes ago, cut me a break.

Darlin...you know I adore you...I'll edit if you will. I was just making an observation.

 

[Oscuridad]

*hammers the hammerette*

 

[juicylips]

*hammers the hammerette*

Kiss right back with extra stroking of tongue.

 

[glorfindale39]

You know, I know I have fantasized about having sex with someone on the spur of the moment like that. You see someone your attrackted to and you think they might even be giving you the vibe and you do nothing but be polite. Then you go home and wonder or fantasize about the encounter that could have happened. We all asume the other person is going to be offended and give us a tongue lashing so we remain respectful. Ever wonder how many of the people you wanted go home and fantasize about you. We have so much protocall in our society that the chances of something actually happening spontaniously is probably pretty slim. No wonder there are so many stories about this type of thing. Makes me think that if we all got just a little bit bolder who knows what would happen....

Just thinking....

G.

 

[Oscuridad]

We need a secret code.

To recognize the equally willing with.

That would do it.

 

[SadnonMage]

Hey Juicylips-luscious

Which Home Depot should I wnader into to see you?????



SM

 

[Romial]

Darlin...you know I adore you...I'll edit if you will. I was just making an observation.

Heh you can if you want. I did. lol

 

[juicylips]

We need a secret code.

To recognize the equally willing with.

That would do it.

Let me in on that code when you get one.

 

[Oscuridad]

Let me in on that code when you get one.

*formulating*

I know!

"Do you Lit?"

 

[juicylips]

Re: Hey Juicylips-luscious

Which Home Depot should I wnader into to see you?????



SM

*Laughing* It's just a private joke and I've gotten more pm's and comments about that and my title than just about any other one I've had.

How are you doing, sweetie?

 

[plasticman33]

You know, I know I have fantasized about having sex with someone on the spur of the moment like that. You see someone your attrackted to and you think they might even be giving you the vibe and you do nothing but be polite. Then you go home and wonder or fantasize about the encounter that could have happened. We all asume the other person is going to be offended and give us a tongue lashing so we remain respectful. Ever wonder how many of the people you wanted go home and fantasize about you. We have so much protocall in our society that the chances of something actually happening spontaniously is probably pretty slim. No wonder there are so many stories about this type of thing. Makes me think that if we all got just a little bit bolder who knows what would happen....

Just thinking....

G.

Aww, just walk up to her and softly whisper in her ear........YA WANNA FUCK!