I wanna be a slutty cowgirl sex object

[Rubyfruit]

Oh wait, I am.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Can I play? I've got some Snakeskin cowboy boots and a real Yeehaaa hat...

 

[Rick DeVille]

Oh wait, I am.

The popiscle (grape?) gives it away.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I have ridden a horse once or twice before, but I think I'm more of a Sybian cowgirl these days.

 

[Marxist]

I know Tanto is Spanish for fool, but for some reason that seems OK in this situation.


Count me in Ruby!

 

[paganangel]

you're a cowgirl?!

well then...HIGH HO SILVER!!!



you might like this one, ruby. it's my latest story.
sorry to say you weren't the inspiration. that honor goes to my secret cyber crush.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I have ridden a horse once or twice before, but I think I'm more of a Sybian cowgirl these days.

So, women for you! Fuck, what a waste!

 

[Marxist]

So, women for you! Fuck, what a waste!

 

[Rick DeVille]

Maybe something was lost in the translation?

 

[Ventoso]

Oh wait, I am.

Is this your sunday wish???

 

[batter]

struts in bowlegged into the thread and tips his cowboy hat at Rubyfruit and says in his best cowboy accent....
"Howdy thar ma'am...my friends call me Saddlenose so why dont ya just mozzy on over here and sit on my face!"
LOL
(old joke)

 

[miles]

Just slip into my saddle and hang on to the reigns, baby.

 

[tonytuna1957]

Rubyfruit

You are in the right place for that Ruby.....love the town lived there for about 4 months a few back and ran into a lot of cowgirl sluts........never saw one I didnt like..........for that matter the worst fuck I ever had was great......hang in there girl......may the saddle never make you sore.........



The Tunamaster

 

[Calamity Jane]

HEY! Wait just a damn minute! I'M the resident slutty cowgirl! Have I been laid off and no one told me????

 

[batter]

HEY! Wait just a damn minute! I'M the resident slutty cowgirl! Have I been laid off and no one told me????

maybe you could give some " bare back riding on the bucking bronco " demonstrations just so the other cowgirls can learn the proper technique.

YEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PHANTOM5875]

HEY! Wait just a damn minute! I'M the resident slutty cowgirl! Have I been laid off and no one told me????

Hmmm....maybe Ruby Fruit and Pagancowgirl should have a naked wrestling match to see who wins the title!

Phantom.

 

[registered "^^"]

Hmmm....maybe Ruby Fruit and Pagancowgirl should have a naked wrestling match to see who wins the title!

Phantom.

I'll get the jell-o........

 

[Lasz]

I would pay some serious cash for this!

 

[Rubyfruit]

HEY! Wait just a damn minute! I'M the resident slutty cowgirl! Have I been laid off and no one told me????

You're the original and best slutty cowgirl! I'm just a poor imitation. And frankly, the only thing I ride on a regular basis is my sybian.

 

[Calamity Jane]

maybe you could give some " bare back riding on the bucking bronco " demonstrations just so the other cowgirls can learn the proper technique.

YEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!

are you offering to be the bucking bronc? i got my spurs just sitting here...

ruby, you're not a poor imitation... perhaps you can be the resident slutty urban cowgirl... ?

jello... naked wrestling... cowboys... cash... i'm there!

 

[celiaKitten]

Who doesn't from time to time?

 

[Rick DeVille]

I want to be a sex object for a slutty cowgirl!

 

[paganangel]

ruby, pagancowgirl

i think we can DEFINETLY work something out here. maybe a little rodeo challenge is the only way to settle this for sure. 'course i already got my bet down. but yaknew that din'tya?