I wanna be a cowgirl

[bluntforcemama]

And you can be my cowboy.

 

[DriveSouth]

Hey Cowgirl-

Ride this -

 

[bluntforcemama]

*Spats on the ground*










*Tumbleweed blows by*



Do you feel lucky, punk?




Well... do ya?

 

[DriveSouth]

Well-

I got my fingers crossed if that counts for anything.

 

[JazzManJim]

God I passed up every riding reference imagineable. I feel so dirty

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*Tilts hat over eyes*



*opens coat to a rattle of spurs*


I never draw first, but I draw first blood. Wanna test my pistol?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Ain't no cherry here to pop, mister.





You best be gettin' on down the road, young fellar.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Dems fight'en words. I ain't never shot a lady before, but I reckon there's a first time for everything.


*knocks her hat from her head and stomps on it*


*grin*

 

[erosman]

Gawd-d-d-d Myst! you got the leather for this?

Greenhorns are likely to get saddle sore and start 'plainin about how tired they are.

 

[bluntforcemama]

*Whips out her machine gun from the Matrix and blows everyone away with her foam darts.*










Ha! I love nerf guns. Take that ya yellar-bellied hat stompin kiwi fruit!

 

[Problem Child]

"You gonna pull them pistols, or whistle dixie?"

 

[bluntforcemama]

Paint your wagon, PC. It's chipping.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I never draw first, but I draw first blood. Wanna test my pistol?

You may got a pistol, lil fella but I got a gun

And when I shoot, memories last forever

 

[Problem Child]

Myst: "Make my day."


Yes, Juspar can watch.

 

[scylis]

be a space cowgirl. it's better. you get to see the many different and terraformed planets of the solar system as you track down bounties!

 

[batter]

And you can be my cowboy.

"howdy thar ma'am...wanna help me with my pump-action rifle?
do a little target practicing and shooting maybe?
if you get tired of that maybe we could practice a little doing some rope tricks and get the whips out."

 

[SimplySouthern]

"You gonna pull them pistols, or whistle dixie?"

This is my rifle. This is my gun. One is for shootin'; the other's for fun.



So, which will it be?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Who was that handsome stranger? Must have been a drifter... pardner'.

 

[Problem Child]

The gun. Definitely the gun.

 

[bluntforcemama]

*whistles*



There's gonna be a hangin'!

 

[fgarvb1]

fgarvb1 is smiling at the memory of the last cqwgirl that pussy whup him.

God i love cowgirls.