I voted Democrat becase.....

busybody..

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I voted Democrat because

I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I've decided to marry my horse.


I voted Democrat because

I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because

I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because

Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I
 
I voted Democrat because

When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what
they are doing because they now think we are good people.

I voted Democrat because

I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local
police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because

I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can
tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if
I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because

I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long
as we keep all death row inmates alive.
 
I voted Democrat because

I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education, and Social Security benefits.

I voted Democrat because

I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to
the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

I voted Democrat because

I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few
days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas
past the voters.

I voted Democrat because

My head is so firmly planted up my butt that it is unlikely I'll ever have another point of view.
:cool:
 
Another thread brought to you by the circle-jerk of Busybody and Vetteman.

Hooray!:D
 
Another thread brought to you by the circle-jerk of Busybody and Vetteman.

Hooray!:D


Busybody ejaculates Repubican propeganda and then Vetteman beats off into Busy's spooge. Then they mix it around with their fingers and stick 'em in each others mouths to savor the flavor.

And then they start a new thread and do it all over again.
 
Foreskin Docking

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Has anyone done it? Like slid another guy's foreskin over your penis or vice versa?

I'm circumcised so it only goes one way for me. My bf and I just discovered this last night. He has a really long foreskin that actually hangs down past his penis a little bit. We put our penises together and slid his skin up over my erection. It felt SO wonderful. I used my hand to get us both off inside his foreskin. When I felt the warm wetness of his cum, I also came in about 10 seconds...

Also, if I'm hard and he's not, he has enough skin to take most of me inside his penis. Of course he doesn't stay soft for very long though....

Anyone have similar experiences?.
:rolleyes:
 
Busybody ejaculates Repubican propeganda and then Vetteman beats off into Busy's spooge. Then they mix it around with their fingers and stick 'em in each others mouths to savor the flavor.

And then they start a new thread and do it all over again.
Kinda like the left did over Global Warming.
 
Busy, I've already told you that a crap ton of fucking Australians have used this account for lord-knows how long. It's called an alt.

How many alts do you have?
 
Busy, I've already told you that a crap ton of fucking Australians have used this account for lord-knows how long. It's called an alt.

?

:DRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt:rolleyes:
 
:DRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt:rolleyes:

The only question here, is when you cum in Vette's mouth, moaning propeganda the whole time, does he spit or swallow?













































































[Answer: swallow]
 
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Okay here's something for ya...

My girlfriend is a fantastic woman... We have a great sex life and have sex probably about 8-10 times per week. Here's the thing though... she gets wet easily enough, but sometimes after we're having sex for a while, she tends to get a little dry, and that's not good for anyone. One time when she started to get dry, so we paused for a minute and kissed passionately while I passed a little bit of urine into her vagina without telling her. She thought that her wetness had just returned (from the kissing I guess) so we resumed and everything was great. Since then I have peed in her a few dozen times without her knowing. She just thinks she's getting super wet!

I dont like keeping things from her though but I'm afraid she might get upset if I tell her.

Yeah we could just use lube (we have some) but the thing is, it's REALLY turning me on to do this...

Advice?
:rolleyes:
 
You're never going to be anything more than a parrot. It's like someone wrote a script that goes around posting the same angry, racists things every night.

Wecome to my ignore list. (doesn't half the user base have you on ignore?).
 
^^yet ANOTHER loser who can dish it out and cant take it

Goodbye LOSER:cool:

Dag I was too slow.

BTW repeating propeganda, racism, and lies doesn't count as "dishing it out". Dishing it out actually takes thought, which you proved long ago that you're not willing to try doing. Instead, you let Rush Limbaugh and racist bloggers do your thinking for you.

Bye forever.
 
Whoa! After I put busy on ignore all those propeganda posters vanished and the forums suddenly became so much more readable. I highly recommend this course of action for anyone tired of his worn-out shit. :D
 
Whoa! After I put busy on ignore all those propeganda posters vanished and the forums suddenly became so much more readable. I highly recommend this course of action for anyone tired of his worn-out shit. :D
Lie.

Iggy doesn't get rid of alts, and you wouldn't see a BB thread if you'd iggied him.
 
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