dan_c00000
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I didn't realize I was so important to warrant my own thread! I feel very, extra special. I mean, I am special but I didn't know I was special to conager. That makes me feel good.
Anyway, why am I making this thread? Well it's to share the secrets of my succession with triggering people like conager, bot, dawn, etc. They're all crazy right wingers, obviously, and they can't think for themselves. They're kind of like the Borg except if the Borg were as pathetic, fat, and hooked on pills as Rush Limbaugh is. And racist, sexist, transphobic, etc. I could go on but needless to say their hero is a chubby orange Nazi-wannabe with a thing for his daughter and a shitty comb over.
Knowing this, that they all share a small, lizard brain, it's just a matter of picking one thing that really upsets them. Now most things piss them off, women with agency, Muslims walking around, etc. it's pretty easy to do that. Bot it's guns (he has some weird sexual fetish with them), dawn anything to do with economics (the Amity Shales post she got obliterated on is a classic), and conager it's grammer.
How do I know this? Well look conager literally said it
Seeing this I thought "Oh man he's got a kick me sign on his back and he doesn't know it!" Looking closely at thread you'll see I lured in all the right wingers with an excellent argument they didn't bother to refute because they're, well, dopes.
Now all I had to do was wait someone to take the bait. Speare did and I thought "I can make this sentence into what I want with a little crafty editing". And the rest is history conager go so triggered he went full nuclear. It's fantastic. He even posted like fucking if/then statements! He's so pissed. He was up at 4am still worked up about it.
I seriously thought I'd trigger him but this is a fucking epic triggering. I don't think anyone has gotten trolled this hard since I predicated dawn would spout some bullshit about Foxconn.
Anyway, the next time the right tells you they're "tough" or "strong" or "smart" just remember conager's reaction to stepping in something he set himself up for.
You're indeed welcome conager!
Anyway, why am I making this thread? Well it's to share the secrets of my succession with triggering people like conager, bot, dawn, etc. They're all crazy right wingers, obviously, and they can't think for themselves. They're kind of like the Borg except if the Borg were as pathetic, fat, and hooked on pills as Rush Limbaugh is. And racist, sexist, transphobic, etc. I could go on but needless to say their hero is a chubby orange Nazi-wannabe with a thing for his daughter and a shitty comb over.
Knowing this, that they all share a small, lizard brain, it's just a matter of picking one thing that really upsets them. Now most things piss them off, women with agency, Muslims walking around, etc. it's pretty easy to do that. Bot it's guns (he has some weird sexual fetish with them), dawn anything to do with economics (the Amity Shales post she got obliterated on is a classic), and conager it's grammer.
How do I know this? Well look conager literally said it
Seeing this I thought "Oh man he's got a kick me sign on his back and he doesn't know it!" Looking closely at thread you'll see I lured in all the right wingers with an excellent argument they didn't bother to refute because they're, well, dopes.
Now all I had to do was wait someone to take the bait. Speare did and I thought "I can make this sentence into what I want with a little crafty editing". And the rest is history conager go so triggered he went full nuclear. It's fantastic. He even posted like fucking if/then statements! He's so pissed. He was up at 4am still worked up about it.
I seriously thought I'd trigger him but this is a fucking epic triggering. I don't think anyone has gotten trolled this hard since I predicated dawn would spout some bullshit about Foxconn.
Anyway, the next time the right tells you they're "tough" or "strong" or "smart" just remember conager's reaction to stepping in something he set himself up for.
You're indeed welcome conager!
