I tried a new sex position last night

[Saint_Ann]

It was ok. Im not as limber as I once was.

Now you can get back to talking about politics.

 

[Adre]

Switched hands?

 

[Saint_Ann]

Switched hands?

Dont quit your day job.

 

[rockcasbah]

At least the mystery of where your mask went is solved.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Sometimes you just have to throw caution to the wind.

 

[rockcasbah]

Sometimes you just have to throw caution to the wind.

A fart joke?

 

[Saint_Ann]

Know your audience.

 

[rockcasbah]

Know your audience.

Canadians?

https://financialpostcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/afighter_jets_20171212.jpg

 

[Saint_Ann]

Whenever I think of Canadians I get a picture of Dudley Do-Right in my head.

 

[fluffPE]

Whenever I think of Canadians I get a picture of Dudley Do-Right in my head.

That is almost kinky

 

[rockcasbah]

Almost?

 

[WillJ8787]

It was ok. Im not as limber as I once was.

Now you can get back to talking about politics.

Which one?

Way more interesting than politics

 

[Saint_Ann]

Which one?

Way more interesting than politics

Which position?

Female lies on her back, pillow under butt, knees by ears. Male lies face down, inserts and thrusts downward. The male looks a little like a fish flopping on the dock though. Sex isnt always pretty.

 

[HisArpy]

Whenever I think of Canadians I get a picture of Dudley Do-Right in my head.

You misspelled dudly.

 

[Adre]

Which position?

Female lies on her back, pillow under butt, knees by ears. Male lies face down, inserts and thrusts downward. The male looks a little like a fish flopping on the dock though. Sex isnt always pretty.

No, now I can’t unsee you as a bigeye tuna.

 

[WillJ8787]

Which position?

Female lies on her back, pillow under butt, knees by ears. Male lies face down, inserts and thrusts downward. The male looks a little like a fish flopping on the dock though. Sex isnt always pretty.

Lol!!! Thanks, that made my day.

 

[Saint_Ann]

No, now I can’t unsee you as a bigeye tuna.

So youre saying when you cheat on your wife its wirh men? Picturing that is both alluring and revolting.

 

[Adre]

Your comebacks need work, Bert.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Your comebacks need work, Bert.

Not as much as you nursing skills, Jennifer.

 

[rockcasbah]

Your comebacks need work, Bert.

Dude, you thought of him, not the woman.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Dude, you thought of him, not the woman.

I had an uncle switch teams at about his age.

 

[rockcasbah]

I like adre, he’s a man’s man.

And he’s a good sport. Many of the others are in their angry place.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I like adre, he’s a man’s man.

And he’s a good sport. Many of the others are in their angry place.

A match made in heaven.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Sometimes I forget Im the only one here still having actual sex with other people.

 

[rockcasbah]

Sometimes I forget Im the only one here still having actual sex with other people.

Butters hurt her back the other day; milking something.

I received an excellent picnic park blowjob from a very pretty little blonde on tuesday, then planked her salmon on my desk on thursday.