I took a few days off to train a cat. I am losing the battle.

[Very_Bad_Man]

i decided to get a cat. she is a Siamese. we are having a contest of wills with a staring contest. i keep losing. her favorite place to hang out is on top of the fridge. i bought a kit to teach her to use the toilet. she is not amused. she thinks my golf bag is hers. she has claimed my side of the bed. i am pissed off. pussy is nothing but trouble.

 

[Farrah]

i decided to get a cat. she is a Siamese. we are having a contest of wills with a staring contest. i keep losing. her favorite place to hang out is on top of the fridge. i bought a kit to teach her to use the toilet. she is not amused. she thinks my golf bag is hers. she has claimed my side of the bed. i am pissed off. pussy is nothing but trouble.

She's training you. Ya know, in case you ever decide to settle down with a woman.

 

[mediocre]

Anything in the house is hers, get used to it.

 

[trysail]

i decided to get a cat. she is a Siamese. we are having a contest of wills with a staring contest. i keep losing. her favorite place to hang out is on top of the fridge. i bought a kit to teach her to use the toilet. she is not amused. she thinks my golf bag is hers. she has claimed my side of the bed. i am pissed off. pussy is nothing but trouble.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

-Robert A. Heinlein
The Notebooks of Lazarus Long
Time Enough For Love​

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

She's training you. Ya know, in case you ever decide to settle down with a woman.

i doubt any women would have me.

 

[badbabysitter]

i decided to get a cat. she is a Siamese. we are having a contest of wills with a staring contest. i keep losing. her favorite place to hang out is on top of the fridge. i bought a kit to teach her to use the toilet. she is not amused. she thinks my golf bag is hers. she has claimed my side of the bed. i am pissed off. pussy is nothing but trouble.

You didn't get a cat. You got a Siamese cat


the craziest, most high strung, most dangerous and probably smartest cat there is

give up now ... it's the only way you'll ever find peace

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You didn't get a cat. You got a Siamese cat


the craziest, most high strung, most dangerous and probably smartest cat there is

give up now ... it's the only way you'll ever find peace

i always end up with high maintenance girls

 

[badbabysitter]

i always end up with high maintenance girls

consider this training for future relationships.. as you belong to her now

 

[Farrah]

i doubt any women would have me.

Psssh.