I Told You So!

[Morcheeba]

So here in South Florida this planet we call Earth will END around noon tomorrow.

Lovely.

Big shout out to Blobfish for finally sucking himself off, props to the Jersey Shore execs for calling their last ever epi THE ICING ON THE CAKE and kudos to KyleW for finally finding God.

Sorry to the diehard American Idol fans, but Taint was clearly the winner long ago.

 

[Saint Peter]

There will be whores and rumors of whores.


Or some fucking thing like that.

 

[Morcheeba]

X Factor fans.

Who cares, we're all gonna die.

 

[blobfish]

X Factor fans.

Who cares, we're all gonna die.

If I were an X Factor fan, I'd welcome the sweet sting of death.

 

[Morcheeba]

There will be whores and rumors of whores.


Or some fucking thing like that.

And to think Peyton Manning would get his 2nd ring if not for the stupid Mayans.

 

[Disgustipated]

Howard Stern, Peyton Manning and Heat suck. Suck it, bitch.

 

[blobfish]

Howard Stern, Peyton Manning and Heat suck. Suck it, bitch.

Howard Stern is shit.

I can be honest now, because there's not much time left.

 

[Morcheeba]

If I were an X Factor fan, I'd welcome the sweet sting of death.

If you were an X Factor fan you might have 30 K fewer posts in here.

 

[blobfish]

If you were an X Factor fan you might have 30 K fewer posts in here.

Because I'd have killed myself in 2011?

 

[Morcheeba]

Howard Stern, Peyton Manning and Heat suck. Suck it, bitch.

Stern is wise STILL to this day. Sharon Osbourne bitched up a storm, no problem, axe her and bring in Rosie O'Donnell for next season.

Perfection.

 

[blobfish]

Stern is wise STILL to this day. Sharon Osbourne bitched up a storm, no problem, axe her and bring in Rosie O'Donnell for next season.

Perfection.

I liked Stern on AGT a hell of a lot better than Morgan. Being pissy and British doesn't make you Simon Cowell. It makes you a pissy John Bull prick.

 

[Morcheeba]

Because I'd have killed myself in 2011?

I'll miss you the most in here, just your way with words and constant presence... lighting a candle in your honor/honour now.

 

[blobfish]

I'll miss you the most in here, just your way with words and constant presence... lighting a candle in your honor/honour now.

If we all die, you won't be around to miss me.

 

[McKenna]

So glad I didn't waste any of my life watching Twilight movies.

Probably made up for it in watching porn, though. Damnit.

 

[Morcheeba]

I liked Stern on AGT a hell of a lot better than Morgan. Being pissy and British doesn't make you Simon Cowell. It makes you a pissy John Bull prick.

Oh, you meant the British chap MORGAN. Didn't watch the show back then. Stern all the way. Diehards know his up and down relationship with Rosie for years. He got her her own show on Sirius and just manstreamed her replacing Sharon who's threatened to leave countless times.

 

[Morcheeba]

If we all die, you won't be around to miss me.

OMFG, I hope I die after you so that I do have a few seconds to miss you more than you'll miss me.

 

[Morcheeba]

So glad I didn't waste any of my life watching Twilight movies.

Probably made up for it in watching porn, though. Damnit.

But you read this thread and I guarantee reading thru it iti it it it is way worse, omg, was that a direct hit from Planet Jerokimio? I'm freaking out now.

 

[blobfish]

Oh, you meant the British chap MORGAN. Didn't watch the show back then. Stern all the way. Diehards know his up and down relationship with Rosie for years. He got her her own show on Sirius and just manstreamed her replacing Sharon who's threatened to leave countless times.

I've watched it since the second season, and I was glad to see that lobsterback leave for CNN. I hope they do get Butch Cassidy to replace Sharon. That would be pretty funny, I think. Sharon is really annoying.

 

[blobfish]

OMFG, I hope I die after you so that I do have a few seconds to miss you more than you'll miss me.

I'll miss you, even if I die first. I'll miss the time we never got to spend together. It would have been nice.

 

[Morcheeba]

I'll miss you, even if I die first. I'll miss the time we never got to spend together. It would have been nice.

Shouldn't you be dead already?

You're like Japanese time and from my clock, your fish is just a blob out in space right now. #MISSING YOU

 

[Byron In Exile]

There will be whores and rumors of whores.

Or some fucking thing like that.

And that thing that was lost at about 8:30 in the evening...

 

[blobfish]

Shouldn't you be dead already?

You're like Japanese time and from my clock, your fish is just a blob out in space right now. #MISSING YOU

Waite, you're not missing me at all!

 

[Morcheeba]

I mean, it's not like NASA would ever tell us that in 12 hours we're all gonna be dead.

 

[Morcheeba]

Waite, you're not missing me at all!

I might be missing this entire planet soon, stop acting like it's ALL ABOUT YOU.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I mean, it's not like NASA would ever tell us that in 12 hours we're all gonna be dead.

NASA is pretty fucking accurate.