I thought I seen it all

[Big Bair]

I recently came across a picture of a dildo strap on that was strapped around a washing machine .... see attached file

Now my washer has a warning about leaning, sitting, standing on the lid cos they are not built that strong (it don't say squat about shagging it?????)

This strap on harness is huge, I figure it would be big enough to go around most things, led me to wonder just how common is the practise of strapping onto household appliances etc ???

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Maxell46]

The safety sticker should read:
"warning..........user may become agitated at times"

 

[ReadyOne]

I suppose there are a few of you who remember punch cards?

Well, we had a card punch on the mainframe that would really buzz and vibrate. It's a tribute to the engineers that the forces were well enough controlled that it wouldn't walk across the floor.

But vibrate, it did. And there was one girl who just loved to sit on it when it was running, on top at a cornor, one leg down each side so the the cornor itself was resting right in her crotch.

We operators always let her know when we werew ready to release the punch card output queue!

 

[fgarvb1]

Yeah, Well I want to be there when they explain the crushed in lid on the washing machine to the MayTag repairman.

 

[tendril]

Yeah, Well I want to be there when they explain the crushed in lid on the washing machine to the MayTag repairman.

Me too!!

 

[sheath]

Hmmm.

I might fuck it, actually.

S.

 

[thegreenfairy]

Well it certainly is a nice variation on having sex on a washing machine. I had sex on my dryer - its the front loading kind, so maybe its a bit sturdier?

 

[Lust Engine]

Wouldn't a dildo with a suction cup attachment work just as well? Do you really need the straps to hold it down??

 

[Dannyblake]

Hmmmm...
I worked with a girl at a bar once who told the tale of being fucked wildly on a washing machine while it was working. She really touted the spin cycle-- i could never get her to give a command performance, in spite of my repeated requests...

 

[James G 5]

Wouldn't a dildo with a suction cup attachment work just as well? Do you really need the straps to hold it down??

Mebbe the girl holds the strap, much like a rodeo rider on a bull?

 

[turboguy]

The safety sticker should read:
"warning..........user may become agitated at times"

LMFAO!!!