I thought I had seen it all

[RawHumor]

Until I got to this thread:

Vacuum cleaners used on women

I have to give him credit though, at least he spelled 'vacuum' correctly.

 

[cutie pie]

omg!! I really hope that wasn't turned on at the time!!! I like to be adventurous, but ya gotta draw the line somewhere!!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

damn, so thats where all those attachments go! and to think, everytime I heard her call me "Hoover" I thought she was talking about the Dam.

 

[Pixie]

omg!! I really hope that wasn't turned on at the time!!! I like to be adventurous, but ya gotta draw the line somewhere!!

My thoughts exactly!!!

 

[MissTaken]

Geesh!

And all this time I thought vacuum cleaners were strictly a masculine past time!

 

[DopeyAngel]

WHY????????

 

[Guest]

 

[Marxist]

No worse than Ginny's thread about suction devices. Face it, that girlthing is more perverse than most men in Congress.

 

[KinkyKat]

omg!! I really hope that wasn't turned on at the time!!! I like to be adventurous, but ya gotta draw the line somewhere!!

Small kitchen appliances and garden tools are just fine. But, I have to agree with Cutie Pie that you have to have to draw the line SOMEWHERE, and vacuum cleaners are probably over the line.

 

[Ginny]

No worse than Ginny's thread about suction devices. Face it, that girlthing is more perverse than most men in Congress.

<nodding and kinda liking being called a pervy girlthing>





i'm not sure on this wetvac suckjob thang though.....i like being slurped....warm lips stretched....hungry mouth sucking at my hole, getting all that pussy juice out....making more.....feels pretty good.....but i'm having a lil trouble thinking machine suction would feel good....hmmm.....to each her own i guess....bet the attachment feels good shoved up in the hole though.....

 

[Starfish]

What is wrong with cleaning up some dirty pussy?

 

[wizbit9]

gives a whole new meaning to

CAN YOU GIVE ME A QUICK SUCK

 

[SilverVeil]

I'll pass and just use a boring old fashioned pussy washer.

Summers Eve or my fiance's tougue.

 

[Weird Harold]

omg!! I really hope that wasn't turned on at the time!!! I like to be adventurous, but ya gotta draw the line somewhere!!

I have a copy of a mid-80's German made porno that features about 20 minutes of a woman playing with a vacuum, and yes it's turned on in the movie.

 

[cutie pie]

I have a copy of a mid-80's German made porno that features about 20 minutes of a woman playing with a vacuum, and yes it's turned on in the movie.

Ok. . .I could see maybe using it on the upper half of my body, but I'm still having a difficult time picturing how it could be pleasurable elsewhere. That's just me, though. There are some things I enjoy that others might find unusual. . .

 

[KHAN-E]

Now I understand the real reason for some of those attachments!! There were always a few whose purpose I didn't quite get. Looking at my vacuum now, after reading this thread, I think I know what horny lil housewives do with those attachments.

I'm KINKY enough I may try it tonight. But, then again, probably not. It doesn't even look, sound, or seem sexy!!!!

 

[sunstruck]

Wow! That must be one hell of a yeast infection she's battling.

Take a vinger bath, get some vagisil and put the Electrolux back in the clost.

 

[Nitsuj]

umm... vaccum cleaners? no. they're dirty.

 

[MechaBlade]

Until I got to this thread:

Vacuum cleaners used on women

I have to give him credit though, at least he spelled 'vacuum' correctly.

This is nothing (actually I have part of the series on my Hard drive). I could show you things that would make your head spin.

 

[Weird Harold]

Ok. . .I could see maybe using it on the upper half of my body, but I'm still having a difficult time picturing how it could be pleasurable elsewhere. That's just me, though. There are some things I enjoy that others might find unusual. . .

Well, the lady in the movie seemed to enjoy it. Her acting in the rest of the film didn't give me any reason to suspect she was faking enjoyment for the camera.

 

[Ginny]

I could show you things that would make your head spin[

i have often thought......that a spinning cockhead would be cool....oooh just typing that makes my clit twitch a lil......feeling the head all lubed up....just whirling around....that lil v catching on your clit....over......and over.....and over.....and over again.....mmmmmmmm.....

make our heads spin, mecha......