I think the vodka on Friday had a strange effect on this weekend

[Lovepotion69]

I went out on Friday with two girls and had too many red bull & vodka. The last one had waaaay too much vodka in it, so took me 2hrs to finish it off. I've been so tired the whole day (slept 4.5hrs on Saturday morning after the club). Then I went grilling on Saturday with a bunch of people, then off to a friend's party and was soo tired and grumpy on the way home last night. Almost ended up in a fight with a mate on the phone at 2am on the way home. This morning I'm knackered, horny and just feeling like "oh fook it, I'll do whatever today".

I ended up logging into this chat community and all the guys there are sooo young. I mean, 19-23 seems to be the main age. I surfed a bit on some profiles for fun, then suddenly got a message from this disgustingly cute 20y/o. We got messaging, went on MSN and chatted a bit. He declared he found me cute and that he fantasizes about "older women". (Now that DID make me feel old! Bloody 'ell I just turned 28 on Friday and he makes it sound like I'm Mrs Robinson! LMAO)

So, he started to want to meet up with me for a walk tonight. I'm thinking "eh, you're 20 and I've just had a chat with you for only an hour". He kept nagging and finally I thought "ok, I'm tired, I'm horny, I'm cranky. I've still got alcohol in my body - what the hell, be crazy."

Hm, so now I have a date at 7pm with a 20y/o tall blonde Swede who is into older women, lives with his parents, works in a warehouse and who does part-time modelling.

Geesh, this weekend has been weird...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Yeah. I felt old enough at 28 when before someone in my martial arts class told me they thought I was 40...

Nothing wrong with going out on a first date after a few hours of chatting. Some people go on first dates after just meeting osmeone randomly on the street, and others have been on blind dates.

And women live longer than men, so you're better off finding a younger guy anyway

 

[jomar]

I went out on Friday with two girls and had too many red bull & vodka. The last one had waaaay too much vodka in it, so took me 2hrs to finish it off. I've been so tired the whole day (slept 4.5hrs on Saturday morning after the club). Then I went grilling on Saturday with a bunch of people, then off to a friend's party and was soo tired and grumpy on the way home last night. Almost ended up in a fight with a mate on the phone at 2am on the way home. This morning I'm knackered, horny and just feeling like "oh fook it, I'll do whatever today".

I ended up logging into this chat community and all the guys there are sooo young. I mean, 19-23 seems to be the main age. I surfed a bit on some profiles for fun, then suddenly got a message from this disgustingly cute 20y/o. We got messaging, went on MSN and chatted a bit. He declared he found me cute and that he fantasizes about "older women". (Now that DID make me feel old! Bloody 'ell I just turned 28 on Friday and he makes it sound like I'm Mrs Robinson! LMAO)

So, he started to want to meet up with me for a walk tonight. I'm thinking "eh, you're 20 and I've just had a chat with you for only an hour". He kept nagging and finally I thought "ok, I'm tired, I'm horny, I'm cranky. I've still got alcohol in my body - what the hell, be crazy."

Hm, so now I have a date at 7pm with a 20y/o tall blonde Swede who is into older women, lives with his parents, works in a warehouse and who does part-time modelling.

Geesh, this weekend has been weird...

Ahhh, to be young again.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hm, so now I have a date at 7pm with a 20y/o tall blonde Swede who is into older women, lives with his parents, works in a warehouse and who does part-time modelling.

He's good-looking. He's got a penis. He wants to use it with you.

WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT?????????

 

[Liar]

Hm, so now I have a date at 7pm with a 20y/o tall blonde Swede who is into older women, lives with his parents, works in a warehouse and who does part-time modelling.

What Svenska said. Poor you.

You know we expect a review when you get back, right?

 

[Lovepotion69]

I think this is becoming a common theme in my life; meet young boys and date cancelled. LMAO

Seriously, he cancelled an hour before, but I wasn't sad at all as I'm feeling like my whole day has been a belated hangover...

So, met up with a friend for dinner instead.

Hopefully he'll still keep in touch though as I'm getting a bit curious if he's really into "older women". LMAO

 

[wehstar]

I think this is becoming a common theme in my life; meet young boys and date cancelled. LMAO

Seriously, he cancelled an hour before, but I wasn't sad at all as I'm feeling like my whole day has been a belated hangover...

So, met up with a friend for dinner instead.

Hopefully he'll still keep in touch though as I'm getting a bit curious if he's really into "older women". LMAO

Somebody once told me the internet is just full of weirdos. Maybe they were right.

 

[Lovepotion69]

I'm a weirdo. But I'm a NICE weirdo.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm a weirdo. But I'm a NICE weirdo.

So am I. Nice weirdos are the best

 

[Alexandra1979]

Hey, late 20's women are not even remotely older!

 

[jomar]

When I was in my very early 20's a late 20's woman made the first move and the months long affair was sublime. I'll still recall it fondly when I'm an old man sitting in my rocker on the front porch.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Hey, late 20's women are not even remotely older!

I know, darling, but some others apparently don't. Mind you, when you're in your 30s, you think of anyone slightly younger as barely adults at times.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I know, darling, but some others apparently don't. Mind you, when you're in your 30s, you think of anyone slightly younger as barely adults at times.

I'm 31, and I called a 29 year old woman a child a few weeks ago (not directly, I more hinted at it).

 

[angelicminx]

I felt old at about 28 myself. I went to McDonald's with my mother, she got the senior discount (at 48 ) and the cashier wanted to know if we were sisters.

 

[Lovepotion69]

I felt old at about 28 myself. I went to McDonald's with my mother, she got the senior discount (at 48 ) and the cashier wanted to know if we were sisters.

Ok, now THAT'S bad!!

 

[wehstar]

So am I. Nice weirdos are the best

I have received that compliment a few times before.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My friend M shocked a poor 15-year-old boy the other day. She and I are playing an online game, and she told me about this boy she had chatted with through the game. He asked her what she did besides playing online games, and was shocked when she said that she was 30, on sick leave, and taking care of her kids, one of which is also playing this game - the poor boy thought he was chatting with someone his own age and was really surprised to hear that she was a) "old" and b) had children old enough to play computer games.

However, this was nothing compared to the shock he got when she mentioned that her husband plays the game, too.





It had never occurred to the boy that she was a woman...