I think the board has livened up nicely in the last 24 hrs.

[Problem Child]

All it took was a few staunch newbies determined not to be talked down to, one freaked out communist pantload, and Modest Mouse obviously on acid.

See how easy it is?

And draaah. I must never forget draaah.

 

[riff]

Go play the fucking bass, asshole.

No....

Go play the fucking bass... massstahhh.

(she ain't what she seems)

 

[KillerMuffin]

immodest is not Modest Mouse.

I'm pretty sure I know who it is, though.

 

[Marxist]

And draaah. I must never forget draaah.

Draaah is that girl at the party who lured all the men into the bedroom with the promise of a dick suck and robbed them at gunpoint.


What a WHORE.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It reminded me of the great days when AJ/SYNthisist was sending his "credentials" to Laurel and telling us that we'd all be in prison soon. What delicious lunacy.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Go play the fucking bass, asshole.

No....

Go play the fucking bass... massstahhh.

(she ain't what she seems)

Sorry riff, you were a big part of our success as well.

Thanx bitch!

 

[Guest]

 

[Problem Child]

You forgot my change of heart about being a WHORE on the board.

*pouts*

And I tried so hard. I even snagged one of Riff's porn queens for my avatar.

Hey, this isn't the fucking Godfather saga, and I can't list everyone who contributed. I already lauded you for being a whore.

Plus Marxist jizzed in your mouth. Consider yourself lucky.

 

[Chuckus]

Good Evening to you PC!

(my damn arm is still a pain in the arse..............LOL)

 

[Mischka]

(my damn arm is still a pain in the arse..............LOL)

Try more lube.

 

[Chuckus]

Try more lube.

Ha! I wish that would make the pain go away.......Ha!

 

[Sillyman]

Draah always does make a solid contribution.

Nice AV lavender.

Of course the board always has it slow periods. When it's hot it's on fire, but when it's cold it's glacial.

 

[lovetoread]

immodest is not Modest Mouse.

I'm pretty sure I know who it is, though.

Okay any hints you would like to share?

 

[Problem Child]

Good Evening to you PC!

(my damn arm is still a pain in the arse..............LOL)

Hi Chuckus. Hey, you're not Yayati, are you?

Just a hunch.

 

[Chuckus]

Hi Chuckus. Hey, you're not Yayati, are you?

Just a hunch.

Moi? impersonate YoYo............nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeee

 

[Dillinger]

Can I be a lively whore too? Please?

 

[Mischka]

Can I be a lively whore too? Please?

Hey, lavy. Looks like we have another go-for coffee boy candidate here. Got any fishnets, Dill?

 

[explain]

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[ ] Dung
[ ] AOLer
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Jerky
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Cyber Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed
[ ] Freak
[ ] Goober
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Other:__________________

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "California sucks!" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[X] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] You didn't delete the >'s
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You didn't delete old email headers
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
[ ] AOL just sucks
[ ] I think you might be a fed

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the fucking FAQ
[X] Grow a dann brain
[ ] Be Clinton's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this mailing list
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test
[ ] Take your head out of your ass

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your shitt somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or Fuck Off!
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[X] See how far your tongue will fit up your ass
[ ] All of the above

End of Flame.
Have a nice day.
-ex

 

[Dillinger]

Sure do, mishmash. But I've now decided that I don't just want to be a lively whore. I want to be a lively and existentially anxious whore.

 

[Purple Haze]

Hey, way cool. A fill in the blanks insult form:


Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Dung
[ ] AOLer
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Jerky
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Cyber Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed
[ ] Freak
[ ] Goober
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Other:__________________

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "California sucks!" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] You didn't delete the >'s
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You didn't delete old email headers
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
[ ] AOL just sucks
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[X] You keep trying to best Problem Child

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the fucking FAQ
[ ] Grow a dann brain
[ ] Be Clinton's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this mailing list
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test
[ ] Take your head out of your ass
[X] Post a photo of your cunt

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your shitt somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or Fuck Off!
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit up your ass
[ ] All of the above
[X] Try again

End of Flame.
Have a nice day.

 

[Chuckus]

That's a good one PH...............things still Hazy for ya Purple?



*edited to put this in ------> *

 

[Purple Haze]

Chuckus, how you been motherfucker?

 

[Spinaroonie]

All it took was a few staunch newbies determined not to be talked down to, one freaked out communist pantload, and Modest Mouse obviously on acid.

See how easy it is?

And draaah. I must never forget draaah.

Also the greatest THread in History was created.

 

[Dillinger]

BTW Chuckus - didn't get to say it the other day - welcome back.

And Haze - good to see you being lively again these days.