I think that my constitution has been abandoned...

FlamingoBlue

a simple country lawyer
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When I was younger, I could eat and drink without regard to grease or fats or acid. Nothing bothered me. Alright, so occassionally after drinking to excess, I would have a headache, but that was it.
I had a great constitution.

Lately however, I have noticed that my constitution has abandoned me. Hot sauce and chili on coney dogs gives me gas. Okay, almost everything gives me gas. I stock my house with antacids and gas pills, zantac and pepcid AC. My constitution has forsaken me. I wonder if the ACLU could help??

blue
:)
 
You want the calcium based ACLU to help your bones at the same time.

But I am in great shape, getting a little older, and the same damn thing happens to me.
 
Blue,

You truly tickle me. When I opened this thread, I honestly thought I would have to write about the Constitution.

Upon opening your thread...I started to smile. Remember one thing about your constitution...the older you become, you have less rights...the rights of free eating, carefree drinking, and enjoying the spices of life are slowly taken away from us. LOL

Cheers to you, Blue. (as I tip my water glass to yours upon taking my Pepcid AC)

Enchanted;)
 
Not everything in life is suppossed to=>

to be serious.I had hopped folks would read this and smile a bit.

blue
 
Smiling HERE!........

FlamingoBlue said:
to be serious.I had hopped folks would read this and smile a bit.

blue

Thanks! You did indeed! You're appreciated! :)

Phantom
 
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