FlamingoBlue
a simple country lawyer
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When I was younger, I could eat and drink without regard to grease or fats or acid. Nothing bothered me. Alright, so occassionally after drinking to excess, I would have a headache, but that was it.
I had a great constitution.
Lately however, I have noticed that my constitution has abandoned me. Hot sauce and chili on coney dogs gives me gas. Okay, almost everything gives me gas. I stock my house with antacids and gas pills, zantac and pepcid AC. My constitution has forsaken me. I wonder if the ACLU could help??
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I had a great constitution.
Lately however, I have noticed that my constitution has abandoned me. Hot sauce and chili on coney dogs gives me gas. Okay, almost everything gives me gas. I stock my house with antacids and gas pills, zantac and pepcid AC. My constitution has forsaken me. I wonder if the ACLU could help??
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