i think my coworker wants to make me his concubine.

[apple_for_adam]

I'm totally down for that. Many a day I have passed the time at work daydreaming about choking on his dick. My only real inhibition is that he's Muslim. I'm not a racist, I think he's incredibly sexy. But he's married and he is Hallal. So, if I seduce him, won't I just be some wanton western slut? Like, all that's wrong with western culture? Idk, maybe the rampant islamaphobia in this country is fucking with my mind.

You may find youself asking, "But Apple, how do you know he wants that pussy?"

He often tells me his wife isn't very giving. Or that she isn't welcoming, etc. Which, in itself is nothing. Just another socker dad not getting enough blowjobs.

But hes also said he needs a girlfriend. I told him to find someone on craigslist. He said she needs to be "special" and she needs to be a "friend."

And he visits me in my workspace and we chat and I just fund myself undressing him with my eyes. He brings me his native foods and has me try them, etc.

I could also just be reading way too much into it.

God I want that dicccckkkkkkkkk in and on me.

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm totally down for that. Many a day I have passed the time at work daydreaming about choking on his dick. My only real inhibition is that he's Muslim. I'm not a racist, I think he's incredibly sexy. But he's married and he is Hallal. So, if I seduce him, won't I just be some wanton western slut? Like, all that's wrong with western culture? Idk, maybe the rampant islamaphobia in this country is fucking with my mind.

You may find youself asking, "But Apple, how do you know he wants that pussy?"

He often tells me his wife isn't very giving. Or that she isn't welcoming, etc. Which, in itself is nothing. Just another socker dad not getting enough blowjobs.

But hes also said he needs a girlfriend. I told him to find someone on craigslist. He said she needs to be "special" and she needs to be a "friend."

And he visits me in my workspace and we chat and I just fund myself undressing him with my eyes. He brings me his native foods and has me try them, etc.

I could also just be reading way too much into it.

God I want that dicccckkkkkkkkk in and on me.

Sonofabitch. Another Bert alt.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You may ask yourself, "How did I get here?"

http://btorpey.github.io/images/talkingHeads1.jpg

 

[Noor]

I'm totally down for that. Many a day I have passed the time at work daydreaming about choking on his dick. My only real inhibition is that he's Muslim. I'm not a racist, I think he's incredibly sexy. But he's married and he is Hallal. So, if I seduce him, won't I just be some wanton western slut? Like, all that's wrong with western culture? Idk, maybe the rampant islamaphobia in this country is fucking with my mind.

You may find youself asking, "But Apple, how do you know he wants that pussy?"

He often tells me his wife isn't very giving. Or that she isn't welcoming, etc. Which, in itself is nothing. Just another socker dad not getting enough blowjobs.

But hes also said he needs a girlfriend. I told him to find someone on craigslist. He said she needs to be "special" and she needs to be a "friend."

And he visits me in my workspace and we chat and I just fund myself undressing him with my eyes. He brings me his native foods and has me try them, etc.

I could also just be reading way too much into it.

God I want that dicccckkkkkkkkk in and on me.

You want a married man who already wants to cheat? Yep, you would be living up to a stereo type.
It could be that he is not so great in bed and that is why his wife is unwelcoming.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm totally down for that. Many a day I have passed the time at work daydreaming about choking on his dick. My only real inhibition is that he's Muslim. I'm not a racist, I think he's incredibly sexy. But he's married and he is Hallal. So, if I seduce him, won't I just be some wanton western slut? Like, all that's wrong with western culture? Idk, maybe the rampant islamaphobia in this country is fucking with my mind.

You may find youself asking, "But Apple, how do you know he wants that pussy?"

He often tells me his wife isn't very giving. Or that she isn't welcoming, etc. Which, in itself is nothing. Just another socker dad not getting enough blowjobs.

But hes also said he needs a girlfriend. I told him to find someone on craigslist. He said she needs to be "special" and she needs to be a "friend."

And he visits me in my workspace and we chat and I just fund myself undressing him with my eyes. He brings me his native foods and has me try them, etc.

I could also just be reading way too much into it.

God I want that dicccckkkkkkkkk in and on me.

You've a pussy and an Adams Apple? I thought the hormones took care of that? Also if he's hitting his kids...BIG red flag. I would just keep on funding yourself and back away slowly.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I have a buddy who is a real slut. He says, "Once a cheater, always a cheater!" If your okay with that then go ahead and try wreck his marriage.

If she beat him or cheated on him I would be of different opinion.

 

[Noor]

Concubine is a woman who lives with a man, but has lower status than his wife or wives.

 

[Que]

You've a pussy and an Adams Apple? I thought the hormones took care of that? Also if he's hitting his kids...BIG red flag. I would just keep on funding yourself and back away slowly.

Way to sock it to her on the typo. I laughed.

 

[apple_for_adam]

You've a pussy and an Adams Apple? I thought the hormones took care of that? Also if he's hitting his kids...BIG red flag. I would just keep on funding yourself and back away slowly.

No, no. I'm the Apple for Adam... Temptation personified. And I don't think he beats his child, I've never had any cause for concern, anyway.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I missed the hitting kids reference. I hope I am not ruining the joke. "Socker" dad!?

 

[apple_for_adam]

Concubine is a woman who lives with a man, but has lower status than his wife or wives.

Oh. I thought it was just another way to say "mistress"

The more you know.

 

[Ishmael]

You may ask yourself, "How did I get here?"

http://btorpey.github.io/images/talkingHeads1.jpg

*chuckle*

Ishmael

 

[apple_for_adam]

I missed the hitting kids reference. I hope I am not ruining the joke. "Socker" dad!?

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT

 

[Aglaopheme]

Way to sock it to her on the typo. I laughed.

Shanks

No, no. I'm the Apple for Adam... Temptation personified. And I don't think he beats his child, I've never had any cause for concern, anyway.

If you insist.

I missed the hitting kids reference. I hope I am not ruining the joke. "Socker" dad!?

Precisely.

 

[Wrong Element]

I suspect this is just someone using the GB to workshop an embryonic Lit story, but what the hell, let's see where this goes.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

No, no. I'm the Apple for Adam... Temptation personified.

Hey...d'you ever think what would've happened if Eve gave Adam an orange or some other similar citrus-based fruit instead of an apple?

Or a melon, maybe? Or even better yet, a tropical, fleshy kind of fruit like a mango where he would've had to really work hard to cut the skin away without available utensils?

 

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[richard_daily]

No, no. I'm the Apple for Adam... Temptation personified.

You're doing a terrible job.

 

[Libsam]

Sue him for sexual harassment

 

[PoppingTom]

I miss people writing like that in the GB.

The GB becomes more and more a hole of people with bile problems.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Malum or malus same difffence, blame wine and drunk monks.

 

[Aglaopheme]

It's only an apple thanks to St.Jerome's Vulgate translation, since in Latin it shares a root with the word for evil: mal (as in malic acid). In other words, it depends on God choosing a fruit that would end up being a fairly lame pun in a language that wouldn't exist for thousands of years. I don't know if that makes him very clever or very stupid.

As for the OP: what a very inelegant story. I'm sure I'm not alone in saying I couldn't fuck anyone with such an ugly prose style.

That bad huh?

 

[Saint Peter]

Long lasting God fruit.

 

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