I think I've hit a new peak of sloth.

[Sillyman]

I feel to tired to rent porn.

 

[Freya]

I feel to tired to rent porn.

Wow! You'd better get some sugar in your system quick!

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Re: I think I've hit a new peak of sloth.

Wow! You'd better get some sugar in your system quick!

Yes, but I would have to get up then.

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Re: I think I've hit a new peak of sloth.

Yes, but I would have to get up then.

Someone needs to start a porn home delivery service....for those lazy days.

 

[takingchances42]

Re: Re: Re: I think I've hit a new peak of sloth.

Yes, but I would have to get up then.

You're still moving your fingers...

And you call that sloth?

Amateur...

 

[Anorexic Squirrel]

sugar? I suggest caffine. A good ten or twelve cups and you'll be up and at'em again, I promise.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I think I've hit a new peak of sloth.

You're still moving your fingers...

And you call that sloth?

Amateur...

Who says I'm moving my fingers?

 

[PepperminTrish]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I think I've hit a new peak of sloth.

Who says I'm moving my fingers?

What are you typing with then??

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I think I've hit a new peak of sloth.

What are you typing with then??

Oh god, don't ask!

 

[PepperminTrish]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I think I've hit a new peak of sloth.

Oh god, don't ask!

I already did ................ I'm thinking I'm either gonna regret it or I'm gonna be begging for photographic proof!

 

[ma_guy]

I feel to tired to rent porn.

Ahhhh! The beauty of the C-Band Sat. dish!

For $129/year you can have all the porn you can stand beamed directly into your very own living room for your personal viewing pleasure without ever leaving the comfort of your recliner.

Order Chinese or pizza delivered and all you have to work out is the beer. (Note - Distributors WILL do home delivery if you order by the keg!)

Been there.. I need a nap now.

 

[Sillyman]

But dude, then I'd have to work and shit to afford it.

 

[ma_guy]

But dude, then I'd have to work and shit to afford it.

Come young grasshopper. Let me teach you the ways of the sloth.

Get yourself 3 male roomates between 21 and 25 years old. They'll be more than willing to cover your costs because they'll think you're a fucking genius for coming up with the whole idea. They will tell you this repeatedly on their dateless Saturday nights..

They can also drag the kegs inside and get ice for you. Hell, if you let them frost their mugs in the freezer they'll probably be willing to sleep in shifts in the bathtub.

Any true sloth figures out quickly in life that you can either work or be quick witted. There are plenty of morons out there that actually WANT to work. Let them. Use your wits and live off of their hard work. Yeah, you'll never be famous that way but.. it beats workin' for a livin'!

 

[Sillyman]

That is a good idea. The beautiful part is, I didn't even have to think of it myself.

 

[ma_guy]

That is a good idea. The beautiful part is, I didn't even have to think of it myself.

And so, once again, the student becomes the master...

 

[Sandia]

I think you're both masters.
May I learn at your feet?

 

[Sillyman]

I think you're both masters.
May I learn at your feet?

Get me a soda and maybe I'll consider it.

 

[ma_guy]

Get me a soda and maybe I'll consider it.

ROTFLMAO! That HAS to be the come back of the night! Great going Sillyman!

 

[takingchances42]

Get me a soda and maybe I'll consider it.

Quick learner.

But shouldn't that have been "Buy me a six pack and I'll think about it?"

 

[lilminx]

If you're too lazy to rent porn, just download it, like I do.

 

[Sillyman]

Small requests than large requests. If I wanted instant gratification, I'd do it myself.

 

[Sandia]

Wax on,
Wax off?

 

[red_rose]

Originally posted in Sandia's sig line
fuck me.

Ok.

 

[Sillyman]

Wax on,
Wax off?

Yeah something like that. The best teacher lets the student arrive at the conclusion himself.

Do we have any crackers?

 

[ma_guy]

Wax on,
Wax off?

No no.. Whacking off is AFTER the porn.. It's pretty simple really but there IS a sequence of events here:

1. soda
2. beer
3. pizza
4. porn
5. Wax off.

Sex is to be a long drawn out affair to be properly enjoyed.