I think I'm about to get screwed over....

[bluntforcemama]

So I'm asking for volunteers to kick an ass with me. Anyone offering?

 

[Valdimer]

I'll join ya! Where is he?

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

why its a lot easier to cast a spell to be an ass

 

[bluntforcemama]

We'll ambush him....


hold! HOLD!

 

[TinaG13]

hehe I'm always ready to kick some ass! Just point me in the right direction!

 

[Ravenloft]

Blind devotion... Ya gotta love it...

Was it cause she finally realized it was Spider-Man Val? Or are your pants tented right about now for this lil kickboxing killer?!

I swear... Not a day goes by that I don't see some guy spray his shorts over you Myst...

...Whats your secret?

AND can I buy it!!!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Get it now for only $9.99, while supplies last!


A man has my heart, and he's already crushed it once, if he does it again, he's going to pay for the rest of his life, I think. I've got his SS number.... *evil grin*


Never underestimate the opponent.

 

[scylis]

hi all..

uhh.. why are you looking at me like that?

what's... what's with all the blunt objects, guys?
uhh...


OH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!

*runs like hell*

 

[bluntforcemama]

Scylis... you curmudgeon! Get over here! We're going to kick that "one guy's" ass!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Ravenloft

I just wanted you to know i had to go pee...But I just had to tell you all that ..Myst you have mail on buddy list

 

[Valdimer]

Uhhhhh Myst........remind me never to let you look in my wallet........ok?

 

[LordMagicMan]

Wasnt it darkangel that crushed it last time?

 

[bluntforcemama]

He never had it. sheesh..... but you know, the concept is the same. I need to stop falling for married men.

 

[scylis]

well.. they were looking at me with "death in their eyes"!!

jeeeze...

 

[*bratcat*]

honey...

 

[LordMagicMan]

Yep always falling for the one you can't have and never hte ones that actually are availible and want you.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Not death.... just adventure!

 

[scylis]

with those tire irons you all got it looked like death to me!!

 

[bluntforcemama]

For the Elven!

"She flexed her muscles to keep her flock of sheep in line."

 

[scylis]

Myst.. pm, AIM, MSN, ICQ, or whatever me, mkay?

 

[scylis]

Re: For the Elven!

"She flexed her muscles to keep her flock of sheep in line."

-so sayeth the wise Reznor, paraphrased by the wise Myst

 

[LordMagicMan]

Just drop it. You'll be over it tommorrow.

 

[Ravenloft]

9.99?! *Whining* can i use credit???

*Val's scrounging for change!*

I love that man!

Fucking BITCH that he is!!!

Hey Val! Light my cig!

*Grumbling Val*

Hokay massah! I bees rights thar massah!



Thass a good porch monkey!

*Patting Val on ta head for being suchs a good lil bitch.*

 

[bluntforcemama]

Just drop it. You'll be over it tommorrow.

That's a mean thing to say.

 

[Valdimer]

WHAT!!!!!!!!

Bitch, Well, I'll have you know, the change I was scrounging was for myself, not you!! And as far as lighting your cigarette?!? YOU DON'T EVEN SMOKE!!! And you continuing to make me chug beer gets me thinkin, are you tryin to suduce me?